Friday's gossip B*ll*x

[Chinners]

CITY BOLLOX
Usual pre derby bollox from Baconface http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... cocky.html

With Shreke also joining in . . . http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/vie ... vals-bid-/

Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez has begged manager Mark Hughes to play him against former side Manchester United in the derby match between the sides this Sunday. Daily Mirror http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Ca ... 62117.html

More shit-stirring from Fabregas
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 262215.stm

No regrets 'foolishly' says Ade
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 76,00.html

TRANSFER BOLLOX
Arsenal have suffered a blow in their efforts to sign Bordeaux striker Marouane Chamakh after Italian side Juventus moved in for the player. Daily Mirror

However, Chamakh's representatives are pushing for further talks with both Arsenal and West Ham after holding a meeting with Juventus in Turin on Wednesday. Daily Mail

Norwich defender Gary Doherty has admitted that he expects to leave Carrow Road in the coming weeks after falling out of favour with new manager Paul Lambert.Daily Mirror

OTHER BOLLOX
Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill and midfielder Nigel Reo Coker had a training ground bust-up on Thursday which saw the pair wrestle each other to the ground. The Sun

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney says that his dug-out strop during the Champions League match against Besiktas in Turkey on Tuesday was because he was spat on by home fans and not because he was substituted.Daily Star

England are planning a friendly with Japan as part of coach Fabio Capello's World Cup warm-up programme. Daily Mail

Wigan boss Roberto Martinez is set to give midfielder Olivier Kapo a second chance to kick start his career at Wigan after he was seemingly on his way out of the club under former manager Steve Bruce. Daily Mirror

Former Liverpool, Blackburn and Newcastle manager Graeme Souness says he never wants to manage again because he is not prepared to deal with rich, opinionated modern footballers.Daily Star

Former Chelsea coach Avram Grant is being lined up as the new coach of Poland. Daily Mail

Former Nottingham Forest coach John Pemberton is in line to take the managers job at Lincoln City.Daily Mirror

Burnley manager Owen Coyle thinks Sunderland boss Steve Bruce can be in charge of the England team one day. (Daily Star)

WAG OF THE DAY
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2 ... -andersson

AND FINALLY
Derby midfielder Robbie Savage has revealed that Rams defender Jermaine Johnson, who was set to join up with his new Stafford Rangers team-mates at a service station after agreeing a loan move to the club, got on the wrong coach and ended up travelling down the motorway with Tamworth FC.
Daily Mirror

[lets all have a disco]

Chinners lovely big juicy bollox as usual.

Top wag AGAIN. Your really pulling out all the stops this week.

[mr_nool]

Chinners lovely big juicy bollox as usual.

Top wag AGAIN. Your really pulling out all the stops this week.

Emma fucking Andersson. Vanilla!

She's quite the business woman though. She had a boob job done, just before entering the Swedish version of Survivor, which ensured her plenty of camera time. She then did the usual media whoring and dated some famous Swedes, and is now somewhat of a celeberty herself.