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Go on facebook, type in "fergie sign him up" in the search bar and join every group possible.

A mate of mine suggested it, every rag you see will have it splashed across their home page for days!!

Mayeb you have to be as drunk as I am to find this funny, but ive just joined 31 groups!!

Is it just me or is it easier then ever to wind them up these days?

Well it worked a treat but backfired, I have a serious hangover and have been woken up twice by texts frome munes telling me I am a cunt and that tevez is shit anyway.

sandman wrote:Well it worked a treat but backfired, I have a serious hangover and have been woken up twice by texts frome munes telling me I am a cunt and that tevez is shit anyway.

Brilliant!

The best way to wind up the rags round my way has been to agree with them.

"You've only attracted those players because of the money offered"

Yeah you're right

"You wait until you play some decent sides, then your bubble will burst"

Yeah you're right

"classless cocky not won anything for ages cunts"

Yeah you're right

etc etc

It takes some disciplin to remain compossed but it don't half work a treat

I always fail on this one since our very own Invisible Man Fan was talking to a rag sales rep in my office who said;

Chinners wrote:"You wait until you play some decent sides

and IMF said, "Like Burnley?"

The rag then left with his tail between his legs, he hasnt been in this week since the Arsenal game.

Chinners wrote:The best way to wind up the rags round my way has been to agree with them.

"You've only attracted those players because of the money offered"

Yeah you're right

"You wait until you play some decent sides, then your bubble will burst"

Yeah you're right

"classless cocky not won anything for ages cunts"

Yeah you're right

etc etc

It takes some disciplin to remain compossed but it don't half work a treat

Same here mate. If you agree with them it sends them fookin loopy. I love it.

I don't bother with 'em anymore, they're not even our Derby ;-)

Or how about this to really really hit a nerve......

My cousin (who incidentally is the ONLY rag in our otherwise Blue Stalwart family..... and for the record, fuck knows how that happend or what went wrong) told me something that I wasn't aware of.....

11 years ago, U***d made a slight alteration to their badge which had the words "Manchester U***d" above their crest, and "Football Club" beneath their crest. The alteration now means their crest has the word "Manchester" above, and "U***d" below. The words "Football Club" were removed......

When I point this out to most U***d fans, they either react in one of two ways....... they will either respond with a mouthful of abuse due to the sheer bitterness of them, or they have actually no idea of what you're on about and then seem genuinely embarrassed, upset, and confused that a City fan knows more about their club than they do, again something that they don't like!!!!

The fact that they removed the words "Football Club" IMO clearly and unequivocally states that there is only ONE "Football Club" in Manchester.....

One that has been successful for me on more than one occasion this week was to ask the big gobbed scum 'fan' who was trying to wind me up to name me 5 of their players.

I was almost embarrassed for them when they failed.

King Kev wrote:One that has been successful for me on more than one occasion this week was to ask the big gobbed scum 'fan' who was trying to wind me up to name me 5 of their players.

I was almost embarrassed for them when they failed.

I have failed.....I was trying to name the lineup against Arsenal and am only coming up with 6 subs. Garrido at a guess.

Without looking.

gk.
Given
Taylor
Hart(loan)

df.
Richards
Zabaleta
Onuoha
Lescott
Toure
Sylvinho
Garrido
Logan(loan)
Bridge

mf.
Etuhu(loan)
Wright-Phillips
Weiss
De Jong
Kompany
Johnson
Barry
Ireland
Petrov

fw.
Caicedo(loan)
Bojinov(loan)
Jo(loan)
Robinho
Tevez
Bellamy
Adebayor
Santa Cruz

I think that's everyone considered to be first team. Missed anyone? :)

i'll wait till tomorrow 16h15 over here after the match has finished to annoy any rags
1st time i'll be watching the derby in a pub with a cple of red fans

simon12 wrote:

Chinners wrote:The best way to wind up the rags round my way has been to agree with them.

"You've only attracted those players because of the money offered"

Yeah you're right

"You wait until you play some decent sides, then your bubble will burst"

Yeah you're right

"classless cocky not won anything for ages cunts"

Yeah you're right

etc etc

It takes some disciplin to remain compossed but it don't half work a treat

Same here mate. If you agree with them it sends them fookin loopy. I love it.

Agreed.

The best thing to do quite clearly is use the Mark Hughes approach and remain relaxed with a few wry smiles as you use the replies above.

God knows its doing Taggart's head in that he feels he can't get a rise out of Hughes... who just sits there like he knows something that Fergie doesn't know...

:)

simply call them bitter
i have never seen a reaction like it
they go fuckin mad!
its funny as fuck
i can not wait till tomorrow
we win ....bingo
we loose .... "fuck me your obsessed with beating us..i thought we didnt matter ...liddle ciddeh"