What would make your day now?

[razor400]

Oi dickhead, a word of warning. Stand by to get fucked over. Do you know what an IP address is, you fucking retard.

[Grob]

Chuffed that everyone felt the need to quote him, now we have a page full of United flags and Owen.

[Bear60]

My flatmate to piss off.

He has been fucking going on tonight and i nearly lost it earlier.

Twat him

[frannylee]

Chuffed that everyone felt the need to quote him, now we have a page full of U***d flags and Owen.

Blame King Kev - he let him on here in the first place :-)

[Steve]

I thought we were the noisy neighbours

[Lev Bronstein]

Enjoy it whilst you can boy.

Tiocfaidh ur lar (loosely translated - the day will come - and you know it will).

We've got under their skin haven't we?

[M147WN]

You stupid cunt!
Here's what one of your own tickets look like (you may not have seen one before).
What does the reverse side say dipstick?


Just keep diggin fool!

[Ted Hughes]

I thought we were the noisy neighbours

As Hughes would say: "we're quite comfortable with that"

[john68]

Keep pumping the air into your over inflated egos...The more air you pump the bigger the pop when you vaporise.

[Beanieboy]

For me it'd be....

!BREAKING NEWS!
Sir Alex Fergiescum has died of a very painful heart attack.....PARTY TIME!

i would quite like to hear he has been kidnapped, and bits of him start turning up all over the place, ending with his head on the centre circle of COMS at the kick off of the next derby

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Nice to see you using Liverpool legends name. That's the spirit.

[dazby]

Day? What about rest of the week?

I don't know. This is going to be some right shitty week. I'm sure Dazby has some happy-clappy shit in store to cheer me up though.

Piss off. You aint gettin nuttin outta me.

[Original Dub]

Lads, from now on when a silly rag gets onto the site, it would be far far better not to entertain the retards. They don't know that much about football at all and quoting them just spreads the shit even more... particularly when everytime you do quote this particular window licker, there are flags from outside of manchester infecting the site.

If you feel the need to slag off folk or have a go, there's one or two members on this site that slag off city, or elements of the club on a weekly basis and they are far more annoying... because they're going nowhere and they claim to be one of us.

[Fidel Castro]

I raped your mum

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Day? What about rest of the week?

I don't know. This is going to be some right shitty week. I'm sure Dazby has some happy-clappy shit in store to cheer me up though.

Piss off. You aint gettin nuttin outta me.

I'm both sad and shocked. Then again, I'm really enjoying this tough as rusty nails Darren.

[Original Dub]

I raped your mum

Then you could be this fucktard's oul lad...

Will you get a hold of your son and tell him ask him if we're so shit and we've lost to them, how good are they, considering they lost to Burnley?

And then rape him.

Nice one.

[Tokyo Blue]

A request to all you lovely Blues out there. Next time, please do not quote the fucking rag twat. Or if you do, please remove the pictures first.