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Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby King Kev » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:33 am

I'm lucky as I work in Manchester so I don't have too many scum 'fans' to deal with, but I really feel for those of you in London, Ireland, Somerset, etc!

What is everybody's plan to deal with the gloating today? I shall be adopting the Extreme Sarcasm approach.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby City1970 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:43 am

Im lucky in that im off work today. I have 6 of the fu**ers to work with (only one from the manchester area, 3 from Crewe, one from Somerset, the other is a cockney), but im the boss of 5 of them, so they wont say anything to me for fear of me butt fu**ing them with the FLT, and the other is too spineless to say anything.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby fees » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:45 am

A swift punch in the face. Their cockiness after yesterday has driven me to pure hatred. Even my uncle who is a rag and lives in Manchester is winding me up. And I thought he was a decent rag but alas he is just like the rest of them.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby edge275 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:45 am

City1970 wrote:Im lucky in that im off work today. I have 6 of the fu**ers to work with (only one from the manchester area, 3 from Crewe, one from Somerset, the other is a cockney), but im the boss of 5 of them, so they wont say anything to me for fear of me butt fu**ing them with the FLT, and the other is too spineless to say anything.


You lucky fucker. I'd molest a kangaroo to be off today :(
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Sister of fu » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:48 am

I find it funny that for someone who lives and works in Manchester I only know one rag that attends games. All the rest of the them dont go and many have never ever been. But no doubt i will get dogs abuse today from all the arm chair rags that buy a shirt, get sky sports and can sing every line of Glory Glory Man United.

I will tell them to come back when they have been to a game. I f******g hate abuse off arm chair fans which in my case is all the ones i know.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:55 am

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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby The Man In Blue » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:00 am

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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Fish111 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:01 am

Always book the day after a derby off but no rag i spoke to yesterday was rubbing it in, they know we are a real threat now, and they gave us a lot of credit for yesterdays performance. Yes, they have the bragging rights for now but i am bouyed by the fact that after 5 games we have lost just once and we sit 4th in the league with a game in hand.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Crossie » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:33 am

Doesnt happen often that a team goes and scores 3 against them on their own turf.

We did it missing our 2 best players, and another player with only 1 leg. It wasnt pretty and they dominated, but they can dominate Chelsea or Madrid for 45 mins as well.

I want respect from them, or acceptance, because we all know now they are scared, they wouldnt react with such relief if they werent scared.

3 points lost, a hell of alot of experience, motivation and determination gained, for the rest of the season.

We will screw them at COMS.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby BlueinBosnia » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:38 am

Get them to mention O'Shea's performance, and have them done for sexual harrassment.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby saulman » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:59 am

I've gone for.

"Yeah, the game finished 3-3....it was a good result for us.

Huh? What you're counting that scouse goal, gifted by the officials? Yeah right. You reckon Bellamy would have been allowed to score in the 97th minute?"
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby simon12 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:04 am

Congratulate them on their cup win
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Beeks » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:11 am

All i've heard all morning is 'That's why we're Champions'

If it would have been a convincing loss it would be a lot easier to deal with...the fact we lost the way we did makes it very difficult to stomach
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby dazby » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:10 pm

They've been pretty good over here. It's kind of weird. I'm not used to it. Maybe it's because peaceful widdle dazby has HATE in his eyes today. They know not to have a go.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby the_spoon » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:26 pm

United fans are like prison virgins, gloating on the way back from the shower block because they haven't been bummed yet. Don't worry boys, just keep looking over your shoulder. It's coming!
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Original Dub » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:27 pm

King Kev wrote:I'm lucky as I work in Manchester so I don't have too many scum 'fans' to deal with, but I really feel for those of you in London, Ireland, Somerset, etc!

What is everybody's plan to deal with the gloating today? I shall be adopting the Extreme Sarcasm approach.


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In conclusion:

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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Slim » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:43 pm

Tell em you are only available to take their crap two minutes after work finishes.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Original Dub » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:46 pm

Slim wrote:Tell em you are only available to take their crap two minutes after work finishes.


Just like yesterday, I like it chief.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby Blue Jam » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:01 pm

all great sides need to lose to shite sides in order to win a league - the earlier it happens the better.
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Re: Dealing With The Scum At Work Today

Postby The Man In Blue » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:03 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:If it would have been a convincing loss it would be a lot easier to deal with...the fact we lost the way we did makes it very difficult to stomach


tbh ibh thats what a lot of rags i know have been saying, they say the victory feels hollow because of the manner in which they [strike]cheated[/strike]won it.

times are changing, even moronic rags can see it.
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