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I have had my song quill out again

Postby Wonderwall » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:41 pm

trying desperately to forget the result from yesterday, I decided to focus my energy in another of my famous songs.....ahem yeah right!

anyway, I decided to target Fernando Torres and liverpools song they sing for him. so here goes...

He's got no testosterone TORRES TORRES
He's got no testosterone TORRES TORRES
The spanish twat, looks like a girl
He'll wear a dress and give you a twirl
FERNANDO TORRES, pre-op transexual

ok its not great but it was a very hard day to deal with
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Re: I have had my song quill out again

Postby The Man In Blue » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:42 pm

LMAO.
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Re: I have had my song quill out again

Postby Lee_Kinda » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:45 pm

Another I have heard, could be rags, could be Everton?

He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock, he loves the cock,
he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres.......Carraghers bit on the side
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Re: I have had my song quill out again

Postby Original Dub » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:00 pm

Lee_Kinda wrote:Another I have heard, could be rags, could be Everton?

He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock, he loves the cock,
he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres.......Carraghers bit on the side


That's quality!

We'll do them cunts I think. It'd be nice to hear that chant while we do too!
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Re: I have had my song quill out again

Postby The Man In Blue » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:02 pm

Lee_Kinda wrote:Another I have heard, could be rags, could be Everton?

He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock, he loves the cock,
he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres.......Carraghers bit on the side



its everton that one, my mate who's a scouse2 fan was singing it in the pub a while back. got a good reception as i recall.
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Re: I have had my song quill out again

Postby bluej » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:21 pm

Wonderwall wrote:trying desperately to forget the result from yesterday, I decided to focus my energy in another of my famous songs.....ahem yeah right!

anyway, I decided to target Fernando Torres and liverpools song they sing for him. so here goes...

He's got no testosterone TORRES TORRES
He's got no testosterone TORRES TORRES
The spanish twat, looks like a girl
He'll wear a dress and give you a twirl
FERNANDO TORRES, pre-op transexual

ok its not great but it was a very hard day to deal with


Full marks for effort WW but have you ever tried saying testosterone quickly when you're pissed?
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Re: I have had my song quill out again

Postby Sister of fu » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:26 pm

I would still sign him in a heartbeat though.
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Re: I have had my song quill out again

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:28 pm

Wonderwall wrote:trying desperately to forget the result from yesterday, I decided to focus my energy in another of my famous songs.....ahem yeah right!

anyway, I decided to target Fernando Torres and liverpools song they sing for him. so here goes...

He's got no testosterone TORRES TORRES
He's got no testosterone TORRES TORRES
The spanish twat, looks like a girl
He'll wear a dress and give you a twirl
FERNANDO TORRES, pre-op transexual

ok its not great but it was a very hard day to deal with


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