Uruguay v Argentina

[Steve]

These kits are a little bit close. Difficult to work out when play is congested or over on the far side.

just use the shorts to keep tabs on them

But the Uraguay shorts are exactly the same colour as the Argentina shirts. So when a tall Uraguian(sp) comes up against a short Argentine, things get very confusing.

Shudda gone to specsavers

I did go to Specsavers, I think that's the problem!

[Fidel Castro]

Shittest football I've ever seen so far. Both sides can't string 2 passes together, players lunging in, players diving when for once somebody doesn't lunge in. And everybody needs about 17 touches before they decide to pass and when they eventually do attempt to pass the fuclin thing it goes straight to the opposition. Even Messi has the ball control of a pissed Emile Heskey.

[Kyle]

What a bad game, I hope Argentina don't qualify. I don't care about tradition, or the fact they have world class players. They played like shit all throughout qualifiers and they don't deserve it.

[Dameerto]

On comes Tevez for five minutes. I can't believe the fat wizard got lucky again with a late goal.

[Fidel Castro]

The ladyboy that was sent off for Uruguay....anybody know why it cut the bottom of her sleeves off with a pair of scissors? Does he think it makes him look tough or something? Didn't think you could look more of a twat with your socks pulled up above your knees with gloves on and short sleeves but this guy takes top prize

[Ted Hughes]

That was actually about 50% better than Argentina have played since the useless fat little cheating twat became manager. He may have turned Messi into Trevor Sinclair but at least the players were still willing to put in a hard shift to stop Uraguay from playing.

Now he has til next summer to learn about management from the ground up if he's to do justice to the talent they have available. It'd be less fun & a poorer tournament if they hadn't made it, even though he doesn't deserve it.