Wes Brown

[Socrates]

Martin Keown looks like a monkey
Peter Reid looks like a monkey
Gary Neville looks like an arse
Ryan Giggs looks like a monkey
Wes Brown looks like a caramac
Tony Pulis looks like a pedo
Emile Heskey looks like a monkey
Fergiescum looks like a scrotum

Will you now just pick out the 2 non-whites and call me a racist? If so, don't you think that is racism in itself?

No I'm going to question either your eyesight or your knowledge of primates as Emile Heskey looks nothing like a monkey...

[Dronny]

If that's what I'd look like thin then maybe I should rethink this trying to diet business :O)

If you want to diet then fine and good luck, but ffs don't wear that shirt and sit on a settee with stripes as well...fucklin plays havoc with my minces!

it's not a settee, it's a bench with a cover on it - blame the owner of Coyote Bar, Chaweng beach ;o)

Nope, I still blame you, I guess he didn't make you sit on it!!!

[Socrates]

If that's what I'd look like thin then maybe I should rethink this trying to diet business :O)

If you want to diet then fine and good luck, but ffs don't wear that shirt and sit on a settee with stripes as well...fucklin plays havoc with my minces!

it's not a settee, it's a bench with a cover on it - blame the owner of Coyote Bar, Chaweng beach ;o)

Nope, I still blame you, I guess he didn't make you sit on it!!!

You haven't seen the stupid little stools around the tables, I'd need two for each cheek...

[Fidel Castro]

Martin Keown looks like a monkey
Peter Reid looks like a monkey
Gary Neville looks like an arse
Ryan Giggs looks like a monkey
Wes Brown looks like a caramac
Tony Pulis looks like a pedo
Emile Heskey looks like a monkey
Fergiescum looks like a scrotum

Will you now just pick out the 2 non-whites and call me a racist? If so, don't you think that is racism in itself?

No I'm going to question either your eyesight or your knowledge of primates as Emile Heskey looks nothing like a monkey...

That is a matter of opinion. I know you think your opinion is fact, but unfortunately for you that simply isn't true.
I'm glad you agree that Taggart looks like a scrotum, Brown like a caramac (ooooh racist!) and Neville like an arse though.

[Dronny]

If that's what I'd look like thin then maybe I should rethink this trying to diet business :O)

If you want to diet then fine and good luck, but ffs don't wear that shirt and sit on a settee with stripes as well...fucklin plays havoc with my minces!

it's not a settee, it's a bench with a cover on it - blame the owner of Coyote Bar, Chaweng beach ;o)

Nope, I still blame you, I guess he didn't make you sit on it!!!

You haven't seen the stupid little stools around the tables, I'd need two for each cheek...

Ah, back to the diet then and no need for offensive shirt and bench cover combo ;-)

[Socrates]

Martin Keown looks like a monkey
Peter Reid looks like a monkey
Gary Neville looks like an arse
Ryan Giggs looks like a monkey
Wes Brown looks like a caramac
Tony Pulis looks like a pedo
Emile Heskey looks like a monkey
Fergiescum looks like a scrotum

Will you now just pick out the 2 non-whites and call me a racist? If so, don't you think that is racism in itself?

No I'm going to question either your eyesight or your knowledge of primates as Emile Heskey looks nothing like a monkey...

That is a matter of opinion. I know you think your opinion is fact, but unfortunately for you that simply isn't true.
I'm glad you agree that Taggart looks like a scrotum, Brown like a caramac (ooooh racist!) and Neville like an arse though.

It's only racist in the context of your comments in another thread which I found offensive and unnecessary but I don't want to argue with you Fidel life is too short...

[Fidel Castro]

Martin Keown looks like a monkey
Peter Reid looks like a monkey
Gary Neville looks like an arse
Ryan Giggs looks like a monkey
Wes Brown looks like a caramac
Tony Pulis looks like a pedo
Emile Heskey looks like a monkey
Fergiescum looks like a scrotum

Will you now just pick out the 2 non-whites and call me a racist? If so, don't you think that is racism in itself?

No I'm going to question either your eyesight or your knowledge of primates as Emile Heskey looks nothing like a monkey...

That is a matter of opinion. I know you think your opinion is fact, but unfortunately for you that simply isn't true.
I'm glad you agree that Taggart looks like a scrotum, Brown like a caramac (ooooh racist!) and Neville like an arse though.

It's only racist in the context of your comments in another thread which I found offensive and unnecessary but I don't want to argue with you Fidel life is too short...

I apologise if I offended you personally. Still think Brown looks like a caramac though ;-)

[BoltFromTheBlue]

Did you hear em shouting Fergie Time?

[Socrates]

Martin Keown looks like a monkey
Peter Reid looks like a monkey
Gary Neville looks like an arse
Ryan Giggs looks like a monkey
Wes Brown looks like a caramac
Tony Pulis looks like a pedo
Emile Heskey looks like a monkey
Fergiescum looks like a scrotum

Will you now just pick out the 2 non-whites and call me a racist? If so, don't you think that is racism in itself?

No I'm going to question either your eyesight or your knowledge of primates as Emile Heskey looks nothing like a monkey...

That is a matter of opinion. I know you think your opinion is fact, but unfortunately for you that simply isn't true.
I'm glad you agree that Taggart looks like a scrotum, Brown like a caramac (ooooh racist!) and Neville like an arse though.

It's only racist in the context of your comments in another thread which I found offensive and unnecessary but I don't want to argue with you Fidel life is too short...

I apologise if I offended you personally. Still think Brown looks like a caramac though ;-)

Not so much personally, as it was wide of the mark, I just hate the stereotyping of Thai people which, in my experience, is wide of the mark. Anyway, matter closed and thank you for that.

[Fidel Castro]

Not so much personally, as it was wide of the mark, I just hate the stereotyping of Thai people which, in my experience, is wide of the mark. Anyway, matter closed and thank you for that.

It wasn't meant maliciously for the record. Cheers

[Crossie]

I just went on Red Cafe (dont worry i wiped my hard drives and bleached my eye balls once i was done) and there all fucking hilairious over there, sell Rooney, sack fergie, get rid of Ferdinand, scholes, giggs, neville van der saar, gibson, carrick, nani, you name it, they want them out.

What a bunch of tossers, lose 1 little game and its panic stations, they better get use to it too because they cant afford to replace half those players, so looks like a few years with no trophies, fergie retiring, a new manager with no funds ,AAAAAAA HAHAAAAHA

[Chinners]

I just went on Red Cafe (dont worry i wiped my hard drives and bleached my eye balls once i was done) and there all fucking hilairious over there, sell Rooney, sack fergie, get rid of Ferdinand, scholes, giggs, neville van der saar, gibson, carrick, nani, you name it, they want them out.

What a bunch of tossers, lose 1 little game and its panic stations, they better get use to it too because they cant afford to replace half those players, so looks like a few years with no trophies, fergie retiring, a new manager with no funds ,AAAAAAA HAHAAAAHA

It's no different on here after a defeat to be fair

[Ted Hughes]

I just went on Red Cafe (dont worry i wiped my hard drives and bleached my eye balls once i was done) and there all fucking hilairious over there, sell Rooney, sack fergie, get rid of Ferdinand, scholes, giggs, neville van der saar, gibson, carrick, nani, you name it, they want them out.

What a bunch of tossers, lose 1 little game and its panic stations, they better get use to it too because they cant afford to replace half those players, so looks like a few years with no trophies, fergie retiring, a new manager with no funds ,AAAAAAA HAHAAAAHA

They don't know how to handle stuff like that because it never happens to them. For many years they've had teams switching ties to the swamp for the gate receipts, resting players because they know they have no chance, been bailed out at key moments by scared refs or tbf have in some years just been far too good to lose to a lower league team. New experience for many no doubt.

[irblinx]

I just went on Red Cafe (dont worry i wiped my hard drives and bleached my eye balls once i was done) and there all fucking hilairious over there, sell Rooney, sack fergie, get rid of Ferdinand, scholes, giggs, neville van der saar, gibson, carrick, nani, you name it, they want them out.

What a bunch of tossers, lose 1 little game and its panic stations, they better get use to it too because they cant afford to replace half those players, so looks like a few years with no trophies, fergie retiring, a new manager with no funds ,AAAAAAA HAHAAAAHA

It's no different on here after a defeat to be fair

Very true, hasn't taken long for expectations to go sky high and patience paper thin

[blootoof]

Caramac or Chocolate Orange?
I can't decide...

Good job we know you aren't racist Fidel!

I've probably spoken to her on facebook :/

[carl_feedthegoat]

Caramac or Chocolate Orange?
I can't decide...

Good job we know you aren't racist Fidel!

I've probably spoken to her on facebook :/

HA HA HA NICE ONE TOOF!