uwe's_skyblue_duvet wrote:Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
Hahaha I like that thought. Strachan can be quite funny
Press dolt: "Can I have a quick word Gordon?"
Strachan: "Velocity" 
- one of the funniest football manager responses of all time!
 
As much as he is rag bastard, without a doubt funniest man in the game.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. 
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...
And my absolute all time favourite 
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.