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My Missus .... pulled some Italian Bloke!

Postby lythamblue » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:05 pm

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Actually, last night we attended a function in one of the Banquetting suites at the Lowry Hotel .... and he was just milling around reception on his way up to his room.

Didn't have too much of a chat, I just shook his hand, thanked him for the photo and wished him the best of luck in his new job. I reminded him that he had the hopes and dreams of many City fans resting on his shoulders ..... but apart from that there was no pressure!!! He smiled and said ...... "don't worry!"

I must admit, he was very approachable and seemed like a well chilled out dude.
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Re: My Missus .... pulled some Italian Bloke!

Postby BlueinBosnia » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:07 pm

He's got 2 scarves on again!
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Postby 1664agreatyear » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:09 pm

What a good looking pair !
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Postby Sister of fu » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:14 pm

lythamblue wrote:Image

Actually, last night we attended a function in one of the Banquetting suites at the Lowry Hotel .... and he was just milling around reception on his way up to his room.

Didn't have too much of a chat, I just shook his hand, thanked him for the photo and wished him the best of luck in his new job. I reminded him that he had the hopes and dreams of many City fans resting on his shoulders ..... but apart from that there was no pressure!!! He smiled and said ...... "don't worry!"

I must admit, he was very approachable and seemed like a well chilled out dude.



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Re: My Missus .... pulled some Italian Bloke!

Postby lythamblue » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:16 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:He's got 2 scarves on again!


Yeah it was quite funny. I was outside the hotel having a smoke, and as he approached I thought "here comes a bloke wearing his scarf like Mancini does. It was only when he walked past me and into the hotel did I realised it was actually 'him'.

My missus was already in the hotel and when I finished the smoke, I thought I would go in and ask her if she had noticed 'who' was in the reception lobby. I was going to leave him alone, but she thinks he's georgeous anyway and didn't need any encouragement to introduce herself.
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Postby lythamblue » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:19 pm

1664agreatyear wrote:What a good looking pair !
:)


You're right!!

He would probably have just blanked me if i had been on my own.

However, If it had been Sven .... I would probably never have seen her again!!
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Postby CTID Hants » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:29 pm

Does that mean you've met him ahead of Kippax?

You should have slipped him a bit of paper with mancityfans.net on it, probably won't have much of a social life yet and spare time in the evenings. Perhaps you could of mentioned Gillies latest new game in off topic to keep him occupied?
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Postby mancitymark » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:40 pm

Statement on behalf of Mr Mancini.

I met "Lythamblue" wife about 2 weeks ago, we had a general chat about sex,this is normal, we had a general chat about going up to my room, this is normal and a general chat about having all night sex. This is normal,

I only mentioned her playing with me as a joke ......... She is my friend.
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Postby King Kev » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:44 pm

Please tell me that picture is blurred, it's making me go cross-eyed when I look at it! Were you getting a bit shaky with excitement when you took that pic Mark? ;o)

I love his reply to your comment about the hopes and dreams of City fans being on his shoulders, hopefully his confidence will rub off onto his players.
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Postby dario2739 » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:49 pm

I had no idea Mancini was eyeing up a couple of strikers!!!
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Postby lythamblue » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:51 pm

King Kev wrote:Please tell me that picture is blurred, it's making me go cross-eyed when I look at it! Were you getting a bit shaky with excitement when you took that pic Mark? ;o)

I love his reply to your comment about the hopes and dreams of City fans being on his shoulders, hopefully his confidence will rub off onto his players.


Sorry about the picture quality, I'm crap at taking photo's with a phone. Also, it only looks that blurred when you blow it up.

All right I admit I was shaking like a leaf ..... nothing to do with Mancini ...... it was the first time i'd seen so much of Lisa's breasts for years !!! You know what it's like mate!
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Postby King Kev » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:57 pm

lythamblue wrote:
King Kev wrote:Please tell me that picture is blurred, it's making me go cross-eyed when I look at it! Were you getting a bit shaky with excitement when you took that pic Mark? ;o)

I love his reply to your comment about the hopes and dreams of City fans being on his shoulders, hopefully his confidence will rub off onto his players.


Sorry about the picture quality, I'm crap at taking photo's with a phone. Also, it only looks that blurred when you blow it up.

All right I admit I was shaking like a leaf ..... nothing to do with Mancini ...... it was the first time i'd seen so much of Lisa's breasts for years !!! You know what it's like mate!
Ha ha. We were on the same train as Robinho and Elano last season, I took a picture of them but was so nervous I had my finger over the lens! I didn't have the bottle to ask them for another go. I was very disappointed to realise how uncool I am!
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Postby ruralblue » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:37 pm

Hope you had good times, however Lytham Blue why when the rest of the photo is so blurred are Mrs LythamBlues 2 pillows in focus (or is that just the male brain working) :-p
I haven't a fecking clue what I'm doing! Gillie come back man I want my sig back. As the Photobucket thingy gone?
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Postby 9secondlegend » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:42 pm

wow
what a pair!
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Postby 9secondlegend » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:43 pm

of good looking people i meant!
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Postby ruralblue » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:58 pm

9secondlegend wrote:wow
what a pair!


Correct o mondo!!. I really cant make out Mancini could just be any dude with a scarf on ;p
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Postby lythamblue » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:00 pm

Great innit!

A picture of the new mancity messiah ..... and all the comments in this thread are about my missus's knockers.

If she reads this she will get even more bigheaded and keep telling me how wonderful everyone thinks she is.

She's now in her forties and always telling me about how many young blokes tell her she's fit. I've only just got her back down to earth from when my eldest son (when 15) came home and told her that all his mates at school thought she was the ultimate MILF!!

Any more of this and I'll be getting a PM from Chinners asking if I've got any more photo's so he can use her in his 'Wag of the Day' feature one morning.

Good job i'm chilled abouit it all and think it's funny.

Anyway, wasn't it really good that our new manager is so approachable and friendly??
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Re: My Missus .... pulled some Italian Bloke!

Postby zuricity » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:01 pm

I suspect Mrs. Lytham was probably nervous and shaking so much that it counter balanced the shaking hand that Mr. Lytham used for the photo,hence the apparent clarity or focus at the bottom of the photo. Either that or he had his other hand ..... oh no , I won't even go there with some of the wierdos on this site.

I'll get my coat instead....

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Ps that coat of Mrs. Lytham must have cost a thousand bucks...

PPs. Just wait until CARL_FEEDTHEGOAT gets wind of this thread !
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Postby blootoof » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:10 pm

lythamblue wrote:Great innit!

A picture of the new mancity messiah ..... and all the comments in this thread are about my missus's knockers.

If she reads this she will get even more bigheaded and keep telling me how wonderful everyone thinks she is.

She's now in her forties and always telling me about how many young blokes tell her she's fit. I've only just got her back down to earth from when my eldest son (when 15) came home and told her that all his mates at school thought she was the ultimate MILF!!

Any more of this and I'll be getting a PM from Chinners asking if I've got any more photo's so he can use her in his 'Wag of the Day' feature one morning.

Good job i'm chilled abouit it all and think it's funny.

Anyway, wasn't it really good that our new manager is so approachable and friendly??


Mancini was in that picture?

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Postby ant london » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:20 pm

Sister of fu wrote:
lythamblue wrote:Image

Actually, last night we attended a function in one of the Banquetting suites at the Lowry Hotel .... and he was just milling around reception on his way up to his room.

Didn't have too much of a chat, I just shook his hand, thanked him for the photo and wished him the best of luck in his new job. I reminded him that he had the hopes and dreams of many City fans resting on his shoulders ..... but apart from that there was no pressure!!! He smiled and said ...... "don't worry!"

I must admit, he was very approachable and seemed like a well chilled out dude.



Ant has he borrowed your coat now that your back in Cairo???!


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bring back my parka Manchio you thieving fuck
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