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........my date tonight. Not a good start, plus she doesn't drink tea or coffee.


I can't see this going far lads, even if she is blonde and quite fit. Best not mention I had Veal Milanese for tea.



Ho hum..........all I ask for is a girl that hates football and can cook me a meal. (with bastard meat!) oh, and doesn't look like Mandy Dingle.

I'm not asking for much am I?

Jeez, if she is hardcore vegi she won't even drink beer...... fish scales in it, always a good way to spot a real veagn or not.

Pablo Sacramento wrote:Jeez, if she is hardcore vegi she won't even drink beer...... fish scales in it, always a good way to spot a real veagn or not.

Cheers Pablo fella. I always wondered what that strange taste was in my Holts gary glitter. Thought it may be some rag twat gobbib in it when I went for a gypsie's kiss!

not too bothered about the beer, leaves more for me. But no meat and a united fan!

There go my chances of a fucking blowjob, i'll have to bring a carrot along in case it gets that far.

Pablo Sacramento wrote:Jeez, if she is hardcore vegi she won't even drink beer...... fish scales in it, always a good way to spot a real veagn or not.

I know this couple who are so called Fenno-vegans (that would be anglo-vegan there) who ONLY eat stuff they have grown themselves. No animal products or anything. They are also straight edge. Bought a small farm somewhere in countryside about five years ago.

That's so hardcore that you have got to respect it. Live as you preach.

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:

Pablo Sacramento wrote:Jeez, if she is hardcore vegi she won't even drink beer...... fish scales in it, always a good way to spot a real veagn or not.

I know this couple who are so called Fenno-vegans (that would be anglo-vegan there) who ONLY eat stuff they have grown themselves. No animal products or anything. They are also straight edge. Bought a small farm somewhere in countryside about five years ago.

That's so hardcore that you have got to respect it. Live as you preach.

Christ that is mental, how could you live doing that... I mean I travel a fiar bit with work its not like you can take 5 days worth of pre packed meals - and what about holidays..... That is one hell of a commitment....

Bet one of them is always sneaking off for a sneaky lamb Bhuna.

Where you meeting, the local Quaker house?

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:

Pablo Sacramento wrote:Jeez, if she is hardcore vegi she won't even drink beer...... fish scales in it, always a good way to spot a real veagn or not.

I know this couple who are so called Fenno-vegans (that would be anglo-vegan there) who ONLY eat stuff they have grown themselves.

Their kids must be fuckin shittin it.

ruralblue wrote:Where you meeting, the local Quaker house?

Ha ha, no Didsbury. I can't be arsed though and it doesn't help that I have got a second head growing out of my nose. I just want to stay and be a sulky sod and watch Peep Show on 4 on Demand.

Ah well, the price I pay for drunkenly giving out my phone number to girls. I should interrogate them first.

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:

Pablo Sacramento wrote:Jeez, if she is hardcore vegi she won't even drink beer...... fish scales in it, always a good way to spot a real veagn or not.

I know this couple who are so called Fenno-vegans (that would be anglo-vegan there)

who ONLY eat stuff they have grown

themselves. No animal products or anything. They are also straight edge. Bought a small farm somewhere in countryside about five years ago.

That's so hardcore that you have got to respect it. Live as you preach.

Christ, they must be hungry.

Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute wrote:........my date tonight. Not a good start, plus she doesn't drink tea or coffee.


I can't see this going far lads, even if she is blonde and quite fit. Best not mention I had Veal Milanese for tea.



Ho hum..........all I ask for is a girl that hates football and can cook me a meal. (with bastard meat!) oh, and doesn't look like Mandy Dingle.

I'm not asking for much am I?

I can understand the veggie- thingy, but the other ..... (shakes head in amazement).

What exactly is wrong with being vegetarian?!!?

Instead of flowers and chocolates give her a blue scarf and a beef burger. You'll know where you stand soon enough ;-o

Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute wrote:........my date tonight. Not a good start, plus she doesn't drink tea or coffee.


I can't see this going far lads, even if she is blonde and quite fit. Best not mention I had Veal Milanese for tea.



Ho hum..........all I ask for is a girl that hates football and can cook me a meal. (with bastard meat!) oh, and doesn't look like Mandy Dingle.

I'm not asking for much am I?

Why do you want a girl that hates football??

Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute wrote:.........all I ask for is a girl that hates football and can cook me a meal. (with bastard meat!) oh, and doesn't look like Mandy Dingle.

I'm not asking for much am I?

you forgot the flat head

Sister of fu wrote:

Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute wrote:........my date tonight. Not a good start, plus she doesn't drink tea or coffee.


I can't see this going far lads, even if she is blonde and quite fit. Best not mention I had Veal Milanese for tea.



Ho hum..........all I ask for is a girl that hates football and can cook me a meal. (with bastard meat!) oh, and doesn't look like Mandy Dingle.

I'm not asking for much am I?

Why do you want a girl that hates football??

makes life easier! i like to keep my football and women separate. Personally couldn't think of anything worse than a girl banging on a bout another team or wanting to come to the football with me. i'd rather go alone or be with my mates.

It's a bit like having a dump. Me time.

LookMumI'mOnMCF.net wrote:What exactly is wrong with being vegetarian?!!?

Nothing per se, except it makes life awkward. I eat vegetarian food, christ i've been to vegetarian restaurants, but I don't like to be limited. It would be a right pain in the arse if I was cooking and had to consider the veggie ramifications every time.

Alex Sapphire wrote:

Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute wrote:.........all I ask for is a girl that hates football and can cook me a meal. (with bastard meat!) oh, and doesn't look like Mandy Dingle.

I'm not asking for much am I?

you forgot the flat head

rather a flat stomach.

If you get invited back for orange juice see if the night can end with her screaming I LOVE MAN CITY !

If it dont happen keep looking :)

BlueMoonAwoken wrote:If you get invited back for orange juice see if the night can end with her screaming I LOVE MAN CITY !

If it dont happen keep looking :)

Ha ha classic.