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Postby patrickblue » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:15 pm

Sorry to have to create a new thread, but Fucking Laurenson tonight pissed me off more than I've ever been by a commentator, and that includes the degenerate crackhead and Alan Green.
He's just a total arse licking, sycophantic c**t. Listening to the twat made me feel ill.
Total fulking twat.
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Re: Lawro

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:16 pm

AGREED.

THERE IS NO WAY THAT GUY HAS SEX WITH WOMEN OR MEN.......
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: Lawro

Postby Dunne's Half-Time Pint » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:17 pm

patrickblue wrote:Sorry to have to create a new thread, but Fucking Laurenson tonight pissed me off more than I've ever been by a commentator, and that includes the degenerate crackhead and Alan Green.
He's just a total arse licking, sycophantic c**t. Listening to the twat made me feel ill.
Total fulking twat.


I honestly think, by comparison with whoever the fuck that other twat was, he was ok tonight - the other cunt was a cunt though.
All we are saying is give Doug a pass.
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Re: Lawro

Postby StrikeAnywhere » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:17 pm

I turned off the bbc feed and listened to Hinchcliff and co on the radio... much better
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Re: Lawro

Postby mcfc61 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:25 pm

The other cunt was indeed a cunt. Guy Mowbray I think it was. Cunt's name too.
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Re: Lawro

Postby ruralblue » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:28 pm

Agreed between them they amount to nothing more than a pair of twats
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Re: Lawro

Postby david yearsley » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:29 pm

Had a couple of different streams and still NO ONE gave us any credit - that´s what we´re up against but we´ll ´ave the fuclers I swear!
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Re: Lawro

Postby Burt » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:31 pm

That cunt Lawro made my blood boil tonight.

Total, utter cuntish garbage he drivelled.

Said we weren't in the game after we'd scored and missed 3 very good chances.

He's never bothered me much before but now he is a first class cunt and I'll do the bastard if I can get anywhere near him!
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Re: Lawro

Postby blootoof » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:38 pm

That twat had fuckall good to say about us all game. I hope he dies the SKY 4 lovin shit.
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Re: Lawro

Postby gillie » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:41 pm

Burt wrote:That cunt Lawro made my blood boil tonight.

Total, utter cuntish garbage he drivelled.

Said we weren't in the game after we'd scored and missed 3 very good chances.

He's never bothered me much before but now he is a first class cunt and I'll do the bastard if I can get anywhere near him!

Burt it's yer Birthday so chill man and savour the victory.
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Re: Lawro

Postby Bear60 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:47 pm

I hate him when we were out playing them he never uttered a word in our praise what a sad excuse for a human being. And that other twat really pissed me off when he said , it seems like an age now since G---s scored that goal what a pair of complete wankers. Why dont they just admit that they want the scum to win everything WANKERS THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM.
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Re: Lawro

Postby Blue Blood » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:49 pm

Rumour has it lawro had his sleeveless united shirt on exposing his cuntona tattoos tonight.

what a prick, spoilt the game abit for me.

Still he can fucking choke on the result. the prick.
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Re: Lawro

Postby patrickblue » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:03 pm

Burt wrote:That cunt Lawro made my blood boil tonight.

Total, utter cuntish garbage he drivelled.

Said we weren't in the game after we'd scored and missed 3 very good chances.

He's never bothered me much before but now he is a first class cunt and I'll do the bastard if I can get anywhere near him!


Well put, just how I felt.
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Re: Lawro

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:09 pm

What about when they mentioned the capacity of COMS, near enough full tonight, then said they expected a similar atmosphere at the swamp, only with 30,000 more. Wouldnt mean much to a neutral, but I started mouthing off and the wife said"hes only making an observation" I said "No NO NO NO. Its a little dig, a sly little fucking dig" . He could have let it lie but he didn't did he!
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Re: Lawro

Postby Somerset Blue » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:17 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:What about when they mentioned the capacity of COMS, near enough full tonight, then said they expected a similar atmosphere at the swamp, only with 30,000 more. Wouldnt mean much to a neutral, but I started mouthing off and the wife said"hes only making an observation" I said "No NO NO NO. Its a little dig, a sly little fucking dig" . He could have let it lie but he didn't did he!

Noticed that too.

Imagine if it was his beloved Liverpool we had beaten?
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Re: Lawro

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:28 pm

Sometimes I think commentators just speak for the sake of saying things. They all do it! Obviously the fact that Lawro thinks he is a king amongst men makes his arrogance shine through.
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Re: Lawro

Postby Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:28 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:What about when they mentioned the capacity of COMS, near enough full tonight, then said they expected a similar atmosphere at the swamp, only with 30,000 more. Wouldnt mean much to a neutral, but I started mouthing off and the wife said"hes only making an observation" I said "No NO NO NO. Its a little dig, a sly little fucking dig" . He could have let it lie but he didn't did he!



I tell you , you start thinking you are paranoid with things. I mentioned in the match day thread that they said how Ferdinand and Vidic were out, but no bastard mention of us missing Lescott & Toure. Also, how they were bumming Evans even though he had done nothing.

I started thinking if Tevez hadn't of played for them then they wouldn't of praised him.

Only one bit of praise, which came after a dig was that the atmosphere was quiet like Old Trafford, not exactly a boot in to them as they had already ripped in to us.

It's just a wankfest over Giggs and Rooney, and the Sky 4. I can't wait til we show the fuckers.
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Re: Lawro

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:30 pm

Somerset Blue wrote:
Bianchi on Ice wrote:What about when they mentioned the capacity of COMS, near enough full tonight, then said they expected a similar atmosphere at the swamp, only with 30,000 more. Wouldnt mean much to a neutral, but I started mouthing off and the wife said"hes only making an observation" I said "No NO NO NO. Its a little dig, a sly little fucking dig" . He could have let it lie but he didn't did he!

Noticed that too.

Imagine if it was his beloved Liverpool we had beaten?



Well, to be fair, It was the main commentator who said it. Lawrenson, to be fair, again, could have lambasted Boyata but he must have said 3 or 4 times that his inexperience was a factor tonight. He didnt slate him like know nothing Cuntdy did at boro for 45 minutes. As a top centre half he should know that, so to say it more than once in a live BBC woss free commentwy, 1 point Lawro.
This is turning into media watch! but as I'm not the only one seeing this somerset so I know I'm not competely paranoid!
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Re: Lawro

Postby bluej » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:32 pm

I expect to see His Royal Highness, The Right Honourable, Grand Chief Justice, Sir Ryan Giggs OBE heading the relief effort in Haiti the way they were carrying on tonight. He tapped the ball in from a yard and then proceeded to do fuck all else for the rest of the game (apart from getting skinned by Bellers) for christs sake.
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Re: Lawro

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:39 pm

bluej wrote:I expect to see His Royal Highness, The Right Honourable, Grand Chief Justice, Sir Ryan Giggs OBE heading the relief effort in Haiti the way they were carrying on tonight. He tapped the ball in from a yard and then proceeded to do fuck all else for the rest of the game (apart from getting skinned by Bellers) for christs sake.


Best thing giggs can do to help over there bluej is to jump into one of the fucking cracks
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