"Boot licking Moron"

[mr_nool]

"This is my fourth year but I'm not exactly an example of how to learn English; I just can't get it into my head. I'm learning hardly anything, truth be told. I don't go out much, I spent most of my time at home

The club need to address this though. Get him in intensive english lessons as part of this contract. He's a legend for hating Neville though. Top Class.

Doubt that will help. He obviuolsy can't be bothered learning the language. Otherwise he'd be a lot better after 4 years in the country. You can only learn if you're motivated, and I can't see us kicking hom out for breaching his contract beacause he refuses to do his homework.

[Fish111]

This is going to add even more spice to what is already a very appetising fixture. I really hope the inbred prick gets to play, if his legs are up to it. Would love tevez to score the winner with that ugly retard on the pitch.

[Vhero]

He ooozes blue blood.

[john@staustell]

Having heard his initial press conference I'm not sure his Spanish is too good, so we'll forgive him the English. Commentator the other night said he could more or less read English, which may or may not be true (about the Neville article).

In any case it strikes me all the furore and international impact about this tie dispells all that bollox about Liverpool/Leeds 'being Taggarts main rivals' - as spouted both by Baconface and his puppydog.

[Blue2]

I can hear it already for next week. to the tune of - sing when your winning

Boot licking moron, your just a boot licking moron....... etc

[blues-clues]

Hey Blue2 - do you ever post anything interesting?

I never get the chance to read your posts because your avatar is too distracting!

Mind you, you've had it a while now, can't you update it to include part 2?

[Chinners]

I can hear it already for next week. to the tune of - sing when your winning

Boot licking moron, your just a boot licking moron....... etc

Quality ... lets do it!

[dario2739]

I just keep hearing the old Jilted John classic in my head with different words... "Neville is a Moron!"

[Rag_hater]

Hey Blue2 - do you ever post anything interesting?

I never get the chance to read your posts because your avatar is too distracting!

Mind you, you've had it a while now, can't you update it to include part 2?

Dont change it please.I never tire of looking at it.
Add to maybe.
But keep it please

[Blue2]

Hey Blue2 - do you ever post anything interesting?

I never get the chance to read your posts because your avatar is too distracting!

Mind you, you've had it a while now, can't you update it to include part 2?

Good job I read the whole of the post, after reading the first line I was about to launch a verbal tirade :). Part two is for me only
- if only I had it.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Google search....

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Or something from Chuckles personal collection did your brother take this picture??... Nice boots Bacon....

[Socrates]

I can hear it already for next week. to the tune of - sing when your winning

Boot licking moron, your just a boot licking moron....... etc

much better than that would be a variation on Jilted John by Jilted John - something like...

But I know he's a moron, Gary is a moron
Gary is a moron, Gary is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh he's a blue and he's a creep
he licks boots, he's very cheap
he is a twat, he thinks he's tough
he likes to spit, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

EDIT: changed to allow for his dirty gobbing habit

[Ted Hughes]

I can hear it already for next week. to the tune of - sing when your winning

Boot licking moron, your just a boot licking moron....... etc

much better than that would be a variation on Jilted John by Jilted John - something like...

But I know he's a moron, Gary is a moron
Gary is a moron, Gary is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh he's a blue and he's a creep
he licks boots, he's very cheap
he is a twat, he thinks he's tough
he is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Better change it to 'Neville' or Cook may get worried.

[Socrates]

I can hear it already for next week. to the tune of - sing when your winning

Boot licking moron, your just a boot licking moron....... etc

much better than that would be a variation on Jilted John by Jilted John - something like...

But I know he's a moron, Gary is a moron
Gary is a moron, Gary is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh he's a blue and he's a creep
he licks boots, he's very cheap
he is a twat, he thinks he's tough
he is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Better change it to 'Neville' or Cook may get worried.

Good point - but I'd still leave it ;o)

[Ted Hughes]

I can hear it already for next week. to the tune of - sing when your winning

Boot licking moron, your just a boot licking moron....... etc

much better than that would be a variation on Jilted John by Jilted John - something like...

But I know he's a moron, Gary is a moron
Gary is a moron, Gary is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh he's a blue and he's a creep
he licks boots, he's very cheap
he is a twat, he thinks he's tough
he is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Better change it to 'Neville' or Cook may get worried.

Good point - but I'd still leave it ;o)

Fine by me ;)

[Surrey Sky Blue]

These boots were made for licking
And thats just what you`ll do
Cos you are Fergies Puppett
and we`ll beat you 4/2....

[MANCTANK]

this knob is in coronation street as well

[Beeks]

Gary Neville sucks my sock...sucks my sock...sucks my sock..

Gary Neville sucks my sock

He hates toejam...

[The Foggy Blue]

He's just a boot licking moron.
A boot licking mooooooooorrrrrooooooooon.
He's just a boot licking mooorrroooon.

Singing this to myself all day.