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I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

Gonna have fuck all attacking players left soon.

already being covered elsewhere..... and no he will not get any better. isnt he 29 now.

Blueboylewis wrote:I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

No. It just means he is shit and Mancini has sussed him out already!

Blueboylewis wrote:I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

Yeah he'll come back twice as sharp, ten years younger, more versatile, have a lovely set of tits and immediately replace Garry Cook as Chief Exec. After a year in this job, he'll return to Zimbabwe to single-handedly make Robert Mugabe and the rest of the Zanu PF see the error of their ways, a bit like Rocky Balboa at the end of Rocky IV.

Wait... is this not the be sarcastic, be controversial thread?

Blueboylewis wrote:I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

no.

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:

Blueboylewis wrote:I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

no.

But what if we pay his wages like we did with Jo and Gold and Sullivan use the saved money to give him bionic arms and some legs like that guy in the paralympics who can run 100 metres in under 3 seconds?

Did you consider that?

he's out of contract at the end of the season so even if he goes on loan he is still effectively leaving the club

For the life of me, I just cannot see what he can add to this squad.

Alioune DVToure wrote:

Blueboylewis wrote:I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

Yeah he'll come back twice as sharp, ten years younger, more versatile, have a lovely set of tits and immediately replace Garry Cook as Chief Exec. After a year in this job, he'll return to Zimbabwe to single-handedly make Robert Mugabe and the rest of the Zanu PF see the error of their ways, a bit like Rocky Balboa at the end of Rocky IV.

Wait... is this not the be sarcastic, be controversial thread?

No this is the get Alioune DVToure to comment on this thread and i hit him when i see him :)

Nah it was just a question mate and i wanted an opinion on it!

Blueboylewis wrote:

Alioune DVToure wrote:

Blueboylewis wrote:I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

Yeah he'll come back twice as sharp, ten years younger, more versatile, have a lovely set of tits and immediately replace Garry Cook as Chief Exec. After a year in this job, he'll return to Zimbabwe to single-handedly make Robert Mugabe and the rest of the Zanu PF see the error of their ways, a bit like Rocky Balboa at the end of Rocky IV.

Wait... is this not the be sarcastic, be controversial thread?

No this is the get Alioune DVToure to comment on this thread and i hit him when i see him :)

Nah it was just a question mate and i wanted an opinion on it!

Hahaha don't worry kid I used to be incredibly optimistic at your age. The difference was, however, that at that time we had the likes of Lee Peacock and Gareth Taylor playing up-front for us. You've reason to be optimistic but Benji's had his day now I'm afraid.

Alioune DVToure wrote:

Blueboylewis wrote:I am watching ssn and i have just heard the news that Benjani could be going to West Ham on loan till the end of the season.

Now would this move benefit Benjani and could he possibly come back a better player because he might be playing week in and week out at West Ham and it could possibly improve him?

Yeah he'll come back twice as sharp, ten years younger, more versatile, have a lovely set of tits and immediately replace Garry Cook as Chief Exec. After a year in this job, he'll return to Zimbabwe to single-handedly make Robert Mugabe and the rest of the Zanu PF see the error of their ways, a bit like Rocky Balboa at the end of Rocky IV.

Wait... is this not the be sarcastic, be controversial thread?

FMTWF!!

although he is shit who will we have left upfront? silly move but would sell tommorow if we had cover

Mike J wrote:already being covered elsewhere..... and no he will not get any better. isnt he 29 now.

Benjarni went worse the second he was born..