'The boy didn't want to go, but we felt their offer was too good to turn down,' parps Phil Brown. Yes it took us a while to spot Wayne Rooney in the window too ...
'Liverpool's debt forces them to accept scaled-down plans for their new stadium'
'The worrying thing is, this isn’t too far from the truth,'
'During an ad break in Jeremy Kyle, the Manchester United boss suddenly wonders if anyone will miss the Club World Cup trophy that’s been cluttering up his living room'
'Some breaking news as details of the Glazer’s fire sale emerge ...'
'My favourite team in the red, promoting the concept of borrowing beyond your means'
'What shall we sell first?'
or 'We'd better take steak off the menu'
or 'Servicing that loan has given me a right thirst'
'Pompey's desperate struggle for players left them with few options,'
