Anyone got the sh*ts yet?

[blootoof]

Not felt like this before a game in fuck knows how many years.

[Burt]

Had an arse like a blood orange since this mornin but that's nowt to do with the game. It's cos I wallopped a loadda chill into my Bombay spuds last night.

[The Man In Blue]

started to feel it about 2pm in work today.

wish it was tonight really, get the fucking thing over and done with.

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Im ok at the moment not feeling nervous about it at all. That will proberly change later tonight or tomorrow morning though lol

[blootoof]

Had an arse like a blood orange since this mornin but that's nowt to do with the game. It's cos I wallopped a loadda chill into my Bombay spuds last night.

Mine was more of a beer shit. I could of decorated the top of a cake with the cable I laid this afternoon.

[Im_Spartacus]

Shameless being on tonight and 3 bottles of wine will take the edge off it for me. Tomorrow though, i'll be like a cat on a hot tin roof all day, and I got fuck all to do so its gonna be murder.

Might get on it at lunchtime thinking about it......now there's an idea, i'll see if the landlady will open early

[blackburnblue]

Not felt like this before a game in fuck knows how many years.

Know how you feel pal-the last time I was this keyed up was the second leg of the last time we played them in a semi back in 1970 !!!!

[Fish111]

Mines been twitching like a good-un since the last game. I must have the strongest sphincter muscle in town. Some gaylord would love me as a boyfriend.

[Im_Spartacus]

Not felt like this before a game in fuck knows how many years.

Know how you feel pal-the last time I was this keyed up was the second leg of the last time we played them in a semi back in 1970 !!!!

Old bastard :)

[carl_feedthegoat]

I WILL HAVE TO DELETE MY FACEBOOK....CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBERS..PROBABLY ADDRESS AND NAME IF WE DO NOT BEAT THOSE FUCKING RAG BASTARDS TOMORROW.

MY BIRD IS JUST AS NERVOUS AS SHE KNOWS THAT I WILL PROBABLY SELF COMBUST AND GO ON A DRINKING SPREE FOR A MONTH TILL I END UP IN A FUCKING MENTAL INSTITUTE.

WE HAD A BARNY THIS MORNING AS SHE WONT LET ME SPRAY MY 2 SIAMESE CATS BLUE FOR THE GAME TOMORROW.........

IM GOING MENTAL MAN...CANT THINK STRAIGHT.

[Vhero]

I got the sh*ts this morning nothing a visit to the toilet didn't clear up though.

[blackburnblue]

Not felt like this before a game in fuck knows how many years.

Know how you feel pal-the last time I was this keyed up was the second leg of the last time we played them in a semi back in 1970 !!!!

Old bastard :)

Old yes. Bastard no[at least not to my knowledge)

[blues-clues]

I WILL HAVE TO DELETE MY FACEBOOK....CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBERS..PROBABLY ADDRESS AND NAME IF WE DO NOT BEAT THOSE FUCKING RAG BASTARDS TOMORROW.

MY BIRD IS JUST AS NERVOUS AS SHE KNOWS THAT I WILL PROBABLY SELF COMBUST AND GO ON A DRINKING SPREE FOR A MONTH TILL I END UP IN A FUCKING MENTAL INSTITUTE.

WE HAD A BARNY THIS MORNING AS SHE WONT LET ME SPRAY MY 2 SIAMESE CATS BLUE FOR THE GAME TOMORROW.........

IM GOING MENTAL MAN...CANT THINK STRAIGHT.

Chill fella, it'll be fine!

Your bird is right though leave the cats out of it. Go for the compromise though - isn't there another pussy anywhere nearby that you can spray? It might help you take your mind off things for a bit?

[Im_Spartacus]

MY BIRD IS JUST AS NERVOUS AS SHE KNOWS THAT I WILL PROBABLY SELF COMBUST AND GO ON A DRINKING SPREE FOR A MONTH TILL I END UP IN A FUCKING MENTAL INSTITUTE.

What will you do if we lose?

[blootoof]

I WILL HAVE TO DELETE MY FACEBOOK....CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBERS..PROBABLY ADDRESS AND NAME IF WE DO NOT BEAT THOSE FUCKING RAG BASTARDS TOMORROW.

MY BIRD IS JUST AS NERVOUS AS SHE KNOWS THAT I WILL PROBABLY SELF COMBUST AND GO ON A DRINKING SPREE FOR A MONTH TILL I END UP IN A FUCKING MENTAL INSTITUTE.

WE HAD A BARNY THIS MORNING AS SHE WONT LET ME SPRAY MY 2 SIAMESE CATS BLUE FOR THE GAME TOMORROW.........

IM GOING MENTAL MAN...CANT THINK STRAIGHT.

pmsl, Carl, poke your birds eyes out then spray em

[carl_feedthegoat]

I WILL HAVE TO DELETE MY FACEBOOK....CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBERS..PROBABLY ADDRESS AND NAME IF WE DO NOT BEAT THOSE FUCKING RAG BASTARDS TOMORROW.

MY BIRD IS JUST AS NERVOUS AS SHE KNOWS THAT I WILL PROBABLY SELF COMBUST AND GO ON A DRINKING SPREE FOR A MONTH TILL I END UP IN A FUCKING MENTAL INSTITUTE.

WE HAD A BARNY THIS MORNING AS SHE WONT LET ME SPRAY MY 2 SIAMESE CATS BLUE FOR THE GAME TOMORROW.........

IM GOING MENTAL MAN...CANT THINK STRAIGHT.

Chill fella, it'll be fine!

Your bird is right though leave the cats out of it. Go for the compromise though - isn't there another pussy anywhere nearby that you can spray? It might help you take your mind off things for a bit?

IVE JUST TAKEN A PILL AND LIT UP SOME INSENSE.

[blackburnblue]

I WILL HAVE TO DELETE MY FACEBOOK....CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBERS..PROBABLY ADDRESS AND NAME IF WE DO NOT BEAT THOSE FUCKING RAG BASTARDS TOMORROW.

MY BIRD IS JUST AS NERVOUS AS SHE KNOWS THAT I WILL PROBABLY SELF COMBUST AND GO ON A DRINKING SPREE FOR A MONTH TILL I END UP IN A FUCKING MENTAL INSTITUTE.

WE HAD A BARNY THIS MORNING AS SHE WONT LET ME SPRAY MY 2 SIAMESE CATS BLUE FOR THE GAME TOMORROW.........

IM GOING MENTAL MAN...CANT THINK STRAIGHT.

Chill fella, it'll be fine!

Your bird is right though leave the cats out of it. Go for the compromise though - isn't there another pussy anywhere nearby that you can spray? It might help you take your mind off things for a bit?

You mean as in Mrs Slocombe's pussy?????

[Kiss_The_Goat]

I feel just like I did before the '99 Play Off Final. Excited but nervous as fuck!!

COME ON CITY!!

[s1ty m]

I struggled to eat me tea tonight, the yips arrived and it will be murders until the final whistle. I hate derby games, always have; way too much hatred for the rags in me to actually enjoy them.

I'll confess this...

2-0 at the swamp on their jubilee bollocks day. I stood up and said I was going out, the anxiety was just so uncomffortable. I rode around on my bike checking my watch every 3 seconds. I told my daughter to text me if anything good happened. No texts. I rode past the lounge window when there was about 5 minutes left, by my estimation. I caught a wiff of crowd noise and just bottled it. About 5 minutes later my dad called with the result. There I was on my bike, empty side street and I had missed a glorious win. Sad or what? When Owen scored the winner in 34th minute of injury time, I was stood in our back garden. I bottled it at 90 minutes. I heard some shitbag neighbour cheer, my daughter comes out, tears in her eyes saying it is all so unfair. I could have puked.

And about an hour ago I started thinking that I would be best just going out for a walk for a couple of hours tomorrow night. I won't, it's too cold. I need to think about maybe I should chill a bit. But it is so important that we get through.

Ah bollocks, bottle of beaujolais and I have to watch it. Ignore me, I am just spouting shite now. Come on blues, please.

[ashton287]

im very confident actually, we only need a draw and i think we can go and beat them anyway as they have to push for goals so bellers and tevez will hurt them on the break, i can't waiiiiiit to start singing. definately gonna be taking a few anadin n throat soothers cos im gonna be going mental for the full 89 minutes

My father said to me one day "is it red or blue for you?".....and if it's red you're out the door and I won't see you no more....And then one Saturday afternoon he took me to Moss Side....He said "my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride"....You see the scum you never run, You stand and fight your ground....And when you've won on derby day you're sure to hear this sound6

HARK NOW HEAR
AS CITY SING
UNITED RUN AWAY
AND WE WILL FIGHT FOREVER MORE
BECAUSE OF DERBY DAY

CUUUM OOON CIIIITYYYYY