Joke ripped from elsewhere...

[hastingsblue]

Apologies if this has been done elsewhere

Roberto Mancini, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez out on the piss. Roberto gets them in, then Wenger, then Fergie, then Rafa. Roberto then goes to the bar on his own and gets himself a pint. "Whats all that about?" ask the others......"This is the 5th round lads and your not fucking in it!" comes the reply......

[ryanmjo]

Apologies if this has been done elsewhere

Roberto Mancini, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez out on the piss. Roberto gets them in, then Wenger, then Fergie, then Rafa. Roberto then goes to the bar on his own and gets himself a pint. "Whats all that about?" ask the others......"This is the 5th round lads and your not fucking in it!" comes the reply......

Done on this very site in fact. In the off-topic forum in "General Funnies".

Still a quality joke though.

[Somerset Blue]

Ferguson would NEVER get them in!

[BobbyJ1956]

Also an old one by now I expect:
Wayne Bridge got his missus a replica of his private parts done in Cadbury's chocolate.
She said she preferred Terry's.

[Dazzacity]

Ferguson would NEVER get them in!

That'll be jocks for ya..Tight as ever.

[ENIAM NAM]

John Terry on his recent infidelity: "I can't understand all the fuss. When your full back leaves a hole, it's the centre half's job to fill it!"

[paulh]

what does the luzhiniki stadium in moscow and venessa perroncel have in common?

john terry slipped in both their boxes.....