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Joke ripped from elsewhere...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:57 pm
by hastingsblue
Apologies if this has been done elsewhere

Roberto Mancini, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez out on the piss. Roberto gets them in, then Wenger, then Fergie, then Rafa. Roberto then goes to the bar on his own and gets himself a pint. "Whats all that about?" ask the others......"This is the 5th round lads and your not fucking in it!" comes the reply......

Re: Joke ripped from elsewhere...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:03 pm
by ryanmjo
hastingsblue wrote:Apologies if this has been done elsewhere

Roberto Mancini, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez out on the piss. Roberto gets them in, then Wenger, then Fergie, then Rafa. Roberto then goes to the bar on his own and gets himself a pint. "Whats all that about?" ask the others......"This is the 5th round lads and your not fucking in it!" comes the reply......



Done on this very site in fact. In the off-topic forum in "General Funnies".

Still a quality joke though.

Re: Joke ripped from elsewhere...

PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:35 am
by Somerset Blue
Ferguson would NEVER get them in!

Re: Joke ripped from elsewhere...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:33 am
by BobbyJ1956
Also an old one by now I expect:
Wayne Bridge got his missus a replica of his private parts done in Cadbury's chocolate.
She said she preferred Terry's.

Re: Joke ripped from elsewhere...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:17 am
by Dazzacity
Somerset Blue wrote:Ferguson would NEVER get them in!



That'll be jocks for ya..Tight as ever.

Re: Joke ripped from elsewhere...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:25 am
by ENIAM NAM
John Terry on his recent infidelity: "I can't understand all the fuss. When your full back leaves a hole, it's the centre half's job to fill it!"

Re: Joke ripped from elsewhere...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:48 am
by paulh
what does the luzhiniki stadium in moscow and venessa perroncel have in common?

john terry slipped in both their boxes.....