if you bumped into a professional footballer

[Wonderwall]

by accident in the trafford centre. Do you think they would roll around the floor like someone had just snipered their kneecaps?

I think the governing body needs to make examples of these ballerina-esque prima donnas

[Alex Sapphire]

by accident in the trafford centre. Do you think they would roll around the floor like someone had just snipered their kneecaps?

I think the governing body needs to make examples of these ballerina-esque prima donnas

like a sack of spuds if they bumped into me. No rolling at all really