Insider Info: City's Grand Plan to Please the Fans

[Arjan Van Schotte]

Heard it from a very good sauce that Garry Cook is actually a lifelong City fan and doesn't want the the Club to "change" from the place he knew growing up... So, he has a plan..

He's actually going to donate the next three season's budget to Haiti. This will of course mean us entering administration and being docked 10 points. cook then decides to do the appeal himself. At the appeal he "pretends" to be an utter gobshite thus upsetting the FA enough to dock us another 50 points.

Cook then sells our share of the ground to the bloke who bought London Bridge (telling him it's the "Premier Football Club in Manchester" and has a couple of "red carpets".) This does of course leave us homeless but after a hurriedly arranged groundshare with oldham we're soon fighting a relegation battle in the championship. HOWEVER.. we all get free inflatable bananas and tickets are slightly cheaper, as is the beer. Therefore the city fans rejoice at being back to what football's all about - getting drunk and revelling in the fact that we're shit and we're proud of it. (Oh - Oldham's ground might be a bit smaller but all the families, women and glory seekers have fucked off so we get a "proper" atmosphere). Happy daze.

[Wooders]

sometimes if things wouldn't be better that way matey

[eastlandsblue]

What a pointless fulking thread.

[Arjan Van Schotte]

What a pointless fulking thread.

unlike most of the others mate x

[eastlandsblue]

What a pointless fulking thread.

unlike most of the others mate x

Know what you mean Arjan, but you should'nt lower your standards, your a top poster and I was looking forward to a good read, than was left disappointed

[john@staustell]

Definitely a wine-orientated thread.

But I couldn't help feeling sorry for Capello, obviously horrendously bored with Cooky muttering rubbish in his ear while he was trying to watch a match.

[Arjan Van Schotte]

What a pointless fulking thread.

unlike most of the others mate x

Know what you mean Arjan, but you should'nt lower your standards, your a top poster and I was looking forward to a good read, than was left disappointed

ah, fair do's. It's just I feel like one of those lottery winners that gets himself a lovely house and car and a fit bird and then realises that the fit bird is only with him for the money and he was actually a lot happier down the wmc moaning about the price of a pint of mild. if you see what I mean. Not been on for a while and the threads this morn have throughly depressed me.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

What a pointless fulking thread.

unlike most of the others mate x

Know what you mean Arjan, but you should'nt lower your standards, your a top poster and I was looking forward to a good read, than was left disappointed

ah, fair do's. It's just I feel like one of those lottery winners that gets himself a lovely house and car and a fit bird and then realises that the fit bird is only with him for the money and he was actually a lot happier down the wmc moaning about the price of a pint of mild. if you see what I mean. Not been on for a while and the threads this morn have throughly depressed me.

Gaz mate, I know what you are saying. Outside this site I feel fookin brilliant about the way City is right now but when I come here it seems everything is shit, shit and shit.

I think the laughs were better and there were shedloads of more comradrie when we were shite.

[King Kev]

Heard it from a very good sauce that Garry Cook is actually a lifelong City fan and doesn't want the the Club to "change" from the place he knew growing up... So, he has a plan..

He's actually going to donate the next three season's budget to Haiti. This will of course mean us entering administration and being docked 10 points. cook then decides to do the appeal himself. At the appeal he "pretends" to be an utter gobshite thus upsetting the FA enough to dock us another 50 points.

Cook then sells our share of the ground to the bloke who bought London Bridge (telling him it's the "Premier Football Club in Manchester" and has a couple of "red carpets".) This does of course leave us homeless but after a hurriedly arranged groundshare with oldham we're soon fighting a relegation battle in the championship. HOWEVER.. we all get free inflatable bananas and tickets are slightly cheaper, as is the beer. Therefore the city fans rejoice at being back to what football's all about - getting drunk and revelling in the fact that we're shit and we're proud of it. (Oh - Oldham's ground might be a bit smaller but all the families, women and glory seekers have fucked off so we get a "proper" atmosphere). Happy daze.

I thought it was a shit plan until I got to the highlighted bit!

Any word on what sort of price reduction we would be looking at?

[eastlandsblue]

What a pointless fulking thread.

unlike most of the others mate x

Know what you mean Arjan, but you should'nt lower your standards, your a top poster and I was looking forward to a good read, than was left disappointed

ah, fair do's. It's just I feel like one of those lottery winners that gets himself a lovely house and car and a fit bird and then realises that the fit bird is only with him for the money and he was actually a lot happier down the wmc moaning about the price of a pint of mild. if you see what I mean. Not been on for a while and the threads this morn have throughly depressed me.

Gaz mate, I know what you are saying. Outside this site I feel fookin brilliant about the way City is right now but when I come here it seems everything is shit, shit and shit.

I think the laughs were better and there were shedloads of more comradrie when we were shite.

Funnily enough, this is about right.

[CTID Hants]

What a pointless fulking thread.

unlike most of the others mate x

Know what you mean Arjan, but you should'nt lower your standards, your a top poster and I was looking forward to a good read, than was left disappointed

ah, fair do's. It's just I feel like one of those lottery winners that gets himself a lovely house and car and a fit bird and then realises that the fit bird is only with him for the money and he was actually a lot happier down the wmc moaning about the price of a pint of mild. if you see what I mean. Not been on for a while and the threads this morn have throughly depressed me.

Gaz mate, I know what you are saying. Outside this site I feel fookin brilliant about the way City is right now but when I come here it seems everything is shit, shit and shit.

I think the laughs were better and there were shedloads of more comradrie when we were shite.

Yep totally agree, just woke up. Watched the game down the pub with a bunch of friends before cracking on and going for a curry in brothers birthday honour.

Woke up with a hangover and as the mist cleared remembered we are STILL in the cup.

Came on here and OMG, 20+ new topics, all with suicidal tendancies about them.

Really don't have the energy to plough through all as I would rather enjoy what is the rest of my weekend.

Any comments from my mates down the pub later will be met with WE'RE SHITE AND WE KNOW WE ARE,

Tomorrow will be interesting on here as will Tuesday, normally positiveness returns come the Monday but then it'll only one day away from playing Stoke again!

Meltdown might just happen on here, no looking forward threads etc