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RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:05 pm

CAN SOMEONE FIND IT AS IT WAS THE FUNNIEST MOST BLATENT DIVE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN WORLD FOOTBALL.............

THE COMMENTATORS WERE FUCKING IN STITCHES LAUGHING AT TIT AND I WAS ACTUALLY PISSIN MYSELF IT WAS SO FUNNY.

I CANT BELIEVE NOONE HAS MENTIONED IT.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Alex Sapphire » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:20 pm

comedy gold. He'd have been booked if he hadn't just looked such a massive cock for doing it. Punishment enough
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby carolina-blue » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:30 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:CAN SOMEONE FIND IT AS IT WAS THE FUNNIEST MOST BLATENT DIVE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN WORLD FOOTBALL.............

THE COMMENTATORS WERE FUCKING IN STITCHES LAUGHING AT TIT AND I WAS ACTUALLY PISSIN MYSELF IT WAS SO FUNNY.

I CANT BELIEVE NOONE HAS MENTIONED IT.



Hahahaha LOL Yes I had forgotten about that Brilliant and he only got a 9 from the Russians hahaha
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby mr_nool » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:52 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:CAN SOMEONE FIND IT AS IT WAS THE FUNNIEST MOST BLATENT DIVE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN WORLD FOOTBALL.............

THE COMMENTATORS WERE FUCKING IN STITCHES LAUGHING AT TIT AND I WAS ACTUALLY PISSIN MYSELF IT WAS SO FUNNY.

I CANT BELIEVE NOONE HAS MENTIONED IT.


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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:02 pm

mr_nool wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:CAN SOMEONE FIND IT AS IT WAS THE FUNNIEST MOST BLATENT DIVE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN WORLD FOOTBALL.............

THE COMMENTATORS WERE FUCKING IN STITCHES LAUGHING AT TIT AND I WAS ACTUALLY PISSIN MYSELF IT WAS SO FUNNY.

I CANT BELIEVE NOONE HAS MENTIONED IT.


worse than this?

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1000 TIMES WORSE MATE.
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Mase » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:07 pm

If someone could find it that would be brilliant as I missed the match last night, only got to hear the radio.
How did Richards play in general?
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:08 pm

MaseCTID wrote:If someone could find it that would be brilliant as I missed the match last night, only got to hear the radio.
How did Richards play in general?


HE WAS VERY VERY GOOD MATE.
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Lees Alter Ego » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:39 pm

ha funny thing was that people around me in the ground were screaming at the ref saying it was a definite pen hahahaha as if, it was hilarious
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Im_Spartacus » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:09 pm

Lee's Alter Ego wrote:ha funny thing was that people around me in the ground were screaming at the ref saying it was a definite pen hahahaha as if, it was hilarious


Always amazes me that people in a football ground will scream blue murder fully convinced it was a penalty, foul, throw in etc, when there is no way in this world it possibly could be.

Do these people genuinely believe what they say, are they stark raving mad, or are they just taking the piss? Personally, I just laugh at peoples' double standards when they the scream at the opposition is a "fucking cheating bastard" when it is a clear foul, yet scream blue murder for a foul when one of our players blatently dives.

From experience, I would have to say it was the former, a good proportion of sane, match going males turn into colourblind fucking idiots when they pass a stadium gate.
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Moonchesteri » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:34 pm

Surely he didn't hope to get a penalty with that? Cos that would be piss funny!!!
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby avoidconfusion » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:58 pm

He actually made this move that looked like he was a delphin diving into the water or something hahaha
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby MARKMAKAVELI » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:04 pm

Someone find a clip, i hate footballers who dive but for comedy value, link it....
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Zezou » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:21 pm

worse than this :S

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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Gloryhunter123 » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:35 pm

God get wiv it he has been doing it for ages !
He should teach the england squad how to do it i dont care if its cheating we might win something if they start doing that .
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby spiv » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:39 pm

Gloryhunter123 wrote:God get wiv it he has been doing it for ages !
He should teach the england squad how to do it i dont care if its cheating we might win something if they start doing that .

He may have been doing it for ages but he hasn't quite mastered it yet.
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Lees Alter Ego » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:59 pm

dont fear lads, I will get a link for you all tomorrow. Mate works at virgin media and is doing a video on it ha, hes gonnal ink me tomorrow.
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:49 am

I'd have given him a pen for comedy value alone.

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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby TrueBlue82 » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:00 pm

haha had forgot about this, hilarious! thats why i call richards 'Salmon' lol
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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby Lees Alter Ego » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:48 pm

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Re: RICHARDS DIVE.

Postby brite blu sky » Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:25 pm

no clip in the link mate !
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