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Postby Beeks » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:20 am

Who is the fattest footballer you remember whilst playing?

I reckon goal scoring machine and Bob Carolgees impersonator Mickey Quinn takes some beating

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby superkev8705 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:24 am

I always thought Neville Southall looked a bit on the large side.
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:29 am

Francis Lee.
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Beeks » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:34 am

Ted Hughes wrote:Francis Lee.


Was he quite a big lad Ted?

Obviously a little before my time (He finished his City career when I was 1 years old) so I didn't see much of him on the pitch only what i've seen in old film
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby MaineRoadMemories » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:36 am

You can't beat real Ronaldo when he got back into the game after injury

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby steve isle of man » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:44 am

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Chinners » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:53 am

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Alan D » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:15 am

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Im_Spartacus » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:32 am

MaineRoadMemories wrote:You can't beat real Ronaldo when he got back into the game after injury

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Is this genuinely not a photoshop?

I read this morning that he was seriously hoping for a place in the Brazil world cup squad
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby superkev8705 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:34 am

Hes retiring from football at the end of next season for good i heard this morning as well.
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Diggerman » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:10 pm

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby blue wine » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:24 pm

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby btajim » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:51 pm

Jan Molby playing for Swansea City against Hereford United in the mid to late 90's. I've never noticed a chubbier player in my time. He genuinely looked like a very cheeky pitch invader who'd been fattening himself up for Christmas.

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:19 pm

btajim wrote:Jan Molby playing for Swansea City against Hereford U***d in the mid to late 90's. I've never noticed a chubbier player in my time. He genuinely looked like a very cheeky pitch invader who'd been fattening himself up for Christmas.

Edit - I didn't put the stars in U***d because it's John Trewick's Barmy Army and not Baconface McTaggart near Manchester.


Jan Mjolby DEFINITELY from outfield players. Funny thing was that he was still pretty good.

Neville Southall of later years of his career takes some beating though. Steve Ogrizovic was no small man either.
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Burt » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:21 pm

Fattie Foulkes of Chelsea was over 30 stone. Nobody's ever come come close to his size.

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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby steve isle of man » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:29 pm

Anyone else think Michael Owen is starting to have a look of Tyrone Dobbs?

City fat eleven:

Gerry Creaney, Young Joe Corrigan, Dalian Fatkinson (boy was he fat!), Michael Johnson (what a cheeky boy!), Blobster Fowler, Blobby "the binman" Taylor, Fatty Lee, Michael Flabinson (anyone seen him celebrating a goal v Bristol City in 1980: had really let himself go while out of the side), Nicky Weaver in his Bobby Davro/Freddie Starr period with lots of Chins, John "Pudgy" Burridge, mike walsh
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby symiblue » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:54 pm

Jaimie Pollock - looked like and played like a hippo!
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Wonderwall » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:43 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Francis Lee.


Or his namesake Sammy Lee,

He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground Sammy Lee....... SAMMY LEE
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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Original Dub » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:10 pm

steve isle of man wrote:Anyone else think Michael Owen is starting to have a look of Tyrone Dobbs?

City fat eleven:

Gerry Creaney, Young Joe Corrigan, Dalian Fatkinson (boy was he fat!), Michael Johnson (what a cheeky boy!), Blobster Fowler, Blobby "the binman" Taylor, Fatty Lee, Michael Flabinson (anyone seen him celebrating a goal v Bristol City in 1980: had really let himself go while out of the side), Nicky Weaver in his Bobby Davro/Freddie Starr period with lots of Chins, John "Pudgy" Burridge, mike walsh


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Re: Fattest Footballer

Postby Mike J » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:14 pm

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