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Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:25 am
by Fullartj
Forever young: Nigerian football's age-old problem Nwankwo Kanu is 42 and Taribo West, whose career ended two years ago, is in his late fifties, say bloggers in Nigeria

Nwankwo Kanu's official age is 33 but his real age is 42. Obafemi Martins is not 25 but 32. Jay-Jay Okocha was 10 years older than his "official" age throughout his career. And Taribo West, whose playing career ended only two years ago, is in his late fifties. Who says so? A stream of bloggers on some of Nigeria's most popular websites, in response to comments made after the country's timid effort in last month's Africa Cup of Nations.

Failure to win that trophy is nearly always considered a scandal in the continent's most populous nation but Nigeria's latest misadventure in the tournament triggered a particularly explosive condemnation back home.

It started when a former manager of a leading Nigerian club told the Lagos Guardian: "What happened in Angola is a confirmation of what has been happening in the past where most of our players falsified their age during competition. Most of the players are beyond the age they professed and this made it impossible for them to withstand the pace of teams like Zambia and Benin."

It also led to an entertaining discussion that shows no sign of abating as the Nigerians, who have three months to prepare for the World Cup, reacted to the criticism by sacking the coach. "Our boys are old, we are paying the price for age cheating," said Ken Anugweje, a former national team doctor and board member of the Nigerian Football Federation.

Suspicions about true ages of some Nigerian footballers date back 20 years. Fifa banned Nigeria from all international fixtures for two years after finding that the birth dates of three of their players in the 1988 Olympics were different from ones used by the same players in previous tournaments.

A year later Pelé famously declared "an African team will definitely win the World Cup by the turn of the century" after watching seemingly promising Nigerian youngsters lift the Under-17 World Cup and reach the final of the Under-20 competition. How was Pelé to know that the so-called Under-20s of 1989 were so old that, in the words of George Onmonya on nigeriavillagesquare.com, "most of our players have now retired and become grandpas"?

Nigeria have a rich tradition of seemingly promising youngsters who mysteriously fail to fulfil their potential. Phillip Osondu was the best player at the 1987 Under-17 World Cup, after which he was snapped up by Anderlecht, only to drift out of the game and into janitorial work after questions were raised about his real age.

The star of Nigeria's finalists at the 2001 Under-17 competition went on to become officially the third-youngest player to appear in the senior World Cup when he started the 0-0 draw with England in 2002. But that was as good as it got for Femi Opabunmi, who by 2005 was playing part-time football in the French lower leagues.

A trawl through the blogosphere makes for intriguing reading. "A friend of mine who once played in the Nigerian league told me his real age was 34 but his football age was 21," wrote Onmonya. "You can walk into any immigration office in Nigeria today, forge documents at the nearby business centre, change your name, place of birth, date of birth, pay 7,000-10,000 naira instead of the official price of about 5,500 for an international passport and within hours you have completed the whole process." A new passport, a new person – and if you are a footballer, a younger one.

A former employee of the British embassy in Nigeria told Observer Sport that when visa applicants complained to him about having their applications rejected, he would reply: "Well don't talk to me about it, I'm dead." He would respond to their looks of puzzlement by pointing to the wall behind him, on which hung his death certificate, purchased for a small fee from a Lagos supplier. Fifa reckon they have finally come up with a foolproof way of determining real age. Ahead of last year's Under-17 World Cup in, as it happened, Nigeria, the governing body announced that players would be subjected to wrist scans using magnetic resonance imaging, and this would determine their true age.

That led some countries to undertake precautionary scans beforehand. The results were never announced, but Nigeria suddenly discarded 15 squad members, while Gambia omitted 11 of the 18 who had helped them to victory in the African Under-17 championship a few months earlier. Reports claim that retrospective analyses of the previous three Under-17 World Cups showed more than a third of all players were too old.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:30 am
by Mike J
kanu 33 - ha ha yeh alright then!

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:42 am
by Fullartj
Didn't Kanu have a hearth attack when he was 21 and everyone was stunned. It all makes sense now!

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:01 pm
by Beanieboy
Fullartj wrote:Didn't Kanu have a hearth attack when he was 21 and everyone was stunned. It all makes sense now!


yeah 30 would be a good and normal age for a heart attack

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:28 pm
by Geo123
Heard before Nedum is about 27

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:42 pm
by HeyMark
Oba Martins is the prime example, didnt Valencia want to do tests to prove he was 22 before they signed him and thats why he went to newcastle instead?

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:45 pm
by CitizenYank
OMG!! First the Chinese Woman's Gymnastic Team and NOW this.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:47 pm
by Mase
Isn't Kelvin from Nigeria? We need to watch him.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:15 pm
by john68
Not a big deal...half the people of Britain lie about their ages...Ask your wives and grlfriends...and GILLIE IS IN HIS 70s.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:26 pm
by Beefymcfc
Amazing really, we can date the age of a tree, we can tell when dinosaurs went extinct, but we haven't got a system or test that can work out someones age.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:36 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
If they players are fit enough, who cares?

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:07 pm
by fangsanalsatan
I suppose a club would like to know how old a player is before giving him a 5-year contract.

Also, It'd be cheating at tournaments with age restrictions.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:12 pm
by Nick
Because its cheating! Thats why they win all the youth cups.

Ive been saying this for years. As you say, Martins is nowhere near the age he is.

I also question Veiras true age and our very own Big Phil!!!

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:14 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
Nick wrote:Martins is nowhere near the age he is.

A proper Keegan quote! :D

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:16 pm
by DoomMerchant
Beefymcfc wrote:Amazing really, we can date the age of a tree, we can tell when dinosaurs went extinct, but we haven't got a system or test that can work out someones age.


the problem is you can cut them in half and count the rings, but it kinda renders the footballer a bit damaged for future appearances for the club.

cheers

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:34 pm
by gillie
john68 wrote:Not a big deal...half the people of Britain lie about their ages...Ask your wives and grlfriends...and GILLIE IS IN HIS 70s.

And you are an octagenarian HA HA HA.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:49 pm
by Goaters 103
Did anybody really believe George Weah was only 34 when he played for City ... yeah, course he was. About 45 I'd say. From memory his birth was listed as "in the summertime"

Obafemi Martins was a classic. You only have to look at the guy and apply common sense.

That said, I reckon Arjen Robben looks about 40 and yet he professes to be 27 I think.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:57 pm
by Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute
This definitely happens. When i was at sixth form at St Bede's College we had a few new students come in for lower sixth from Nigeria. They were nice guys but they all looked about 10 years older than us. Even to this day me and my mates are still convinced they were in the late twenties. one of the lads was receding and one was built like a tank.

I don't blame them, I'd love to go incognito and become 19 again and start uni. I'd fucking clean up. just need some just for men and a fake passport.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:03 pm
by mr_nool
Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute wrote:This definitely happens. When i was at sixth form at St Bede's College we had a few new students come in for lower sixth from Nigeria. They were nice guys but they all looked about 10 years older than us. Even to this day me and my mates are still convinced they were in the late twenties. one of the lads was receding and one was built like a tank.

I don't blame them, I'd love to go incognito and become 19 again and start uni. I'd fucking clean up. just need some just for men and a fake passport.


When I was 9 or 10 a guy in my class suddenly started acting really weird after gym class, avoiding getting into the shower when there were other boys there etc.. It turned out that he'd gotten pubic hair. We thought he must be a Nigerian or perhaps a werewolf or something and he got bullied quite a lot for a year or two. Then things changed and it was the pubeless ones who got picked on. Life is quite fair that way. It sort of evens out. Unless you're a Nigerian I guess.

Re: Nigerian Footballers lying about there age

PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:13 pm
by ScapeGoat
Geo123 wrote:Heard before Nedum is about 27


He's supposed to be real smart for his age, hmm