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"They've sold my seat"

Postby blootoof » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:14 pm

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http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:21 pm

That is a VERY funny thread, what a complete and utter plank
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:30 pm

ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUS.
WHAT A PLONKER , EVEN FUNNIER WAS THE EXPLANATION FROM HIS BOSS....24 BRICKS FELL ON HIM..FUCKING HILARIOUS..SERIOUSLY FUNNY.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby The Man In Blue » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:34 pm

HA HA HA what a priceless idiot. superb.
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby CityGer » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:47 pm

"Stu looked up to see who was barking at him & caught about 24 bricks slap bang on his boat"

this bit had me in tears.

What a mad bastard, funny as fuck.
we've got love bites and everything
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby blootoof » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:56 pm

Loved this bit

Stu

Q1: Are you a season ticket holder?

If you answer Y - go to question 2

Q2: Why are you purchasing a second ticket?

If you answer - Because Im not a season ticket holder go back to Q1 and answer correctly
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby King Kev » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:56 pm

What a way to treat your fans! They sell him a season ticket but when he tries to buy his seat again they tell him it has been sold!

Outrageous, I would ask for a refund (or 2).
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby The Man In Blue » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:16 pm

think i'll give the box office a bell to make sure no crafty fucker has bought my season ticket.

you can't be too careful these days.
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby Bingo Lewis » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:05 pm

i want to know if he bought a ST and paid for every game aswell.
haha, you could tell he still didn't know what he'd done wrong, he just gave up and admitted to summat he didn't know he had done.
hahahaha
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:27 pm

Poor bloke's famous now by the look of it. Fucking hilarious.
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby gillie » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:39 pm

Fuckin comedy gold poor Stu lol.
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:05 pm

Did he actually 'get it' in the end? I do like the award that he got, COTW.......wonder if we can get one on here ;-)
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby Somerset Blue » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:21 pm

Oh dear.
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby gillie » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:24 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Did he actually 'get it' in the end? I do like the award that he got, COTW.......wonder if we can get one on here ;-)

Good job RIG has gone then coz he would win it every week lol.
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby Chinners » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:51 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Did he actually 'get it' in the end? I do like the award that he got, COTW.......wonder if we can get one on here ;-)


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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby blootoof » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:56 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Did he actually 'get it' in the end?


Block 1 :))))
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby pears12 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:44 pm

HAHA just wow.. I wonder if he sat in block 1 then.. not sure why if you have a season ticket you have to purchase another ticket
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby gillie » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:52 pm

pears12 wrote:HAHA just wow.. I wonder if he sat in block 1 then.. not sure why if you have a season ticket you have to purchase another ticket

Neither did Stu lol.
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby mark_clegg » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:03 pm

Them bricks must of done some serious damage
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Re: "They've sold my seat"

Postby ant london » Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:43 pm

that was one of the funniest things I've seen on here in ages!

fucking mongtastic!
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