Could we do the improbable.

[Mase]

I will pay for Dazby to fly over if this happens

I will happily pay for all the entrants to the competition to fly over.

I'll chain myself to the gates at City until they give you a pass if that happens.

[john68]

If this happens, I will subsidise LAHAD'S anal cream bill.

[mr_nool]

If this happens, I will subsidise LAHAD'S anal cream bill.

And I will pay for a full page ad in the MEN:

Let's all have Disco!
Come donw to Piccadilly Station. Only 25 p a pop.