The £1 Bn Wish List

[Vhero]

I think we should make our stadium techno savvy like they are doing at the emirates I know its more of the area here not the stadium but read something about a year ago where they were planning on adding the ability if you took say your Sony PSP to the game you could bring up highlights on your PSP as well as match facts etc.. all using the wireless built into the PSP. This is getting added to the Emirates for the future supposedly and any phone with WIFI and handheld console in theory can do it. Would be kick a ass thing really to see the line up on your PSP or IPhone or whatever and if you miss a goal you can easy just whip out your phone/psp and check it out. You could also check out results from around the country too etc.. the possibility's are endless..

[Chinners]

I think we should make our stadium techno savvy like they are doing at the emirates I know its more of the area here not the stadium but read something about a year ago where they were planning on adding the ability if you took say your Sony PSP to the game you could bring up highlights on your PSP as well as match facts etc.. all using the wireless built into the PSP. This is getting added to the Emirates for the future supposedly and any phone with WIFI and handheld console in theory can do it. Would be kick a ass thing really to see the line up on your PSP or IPhone or whatever and if you miss a goal you can easy just whip out your phone/psp and check it out. You could also check out results from around the country too etc.. the possibility's are endless..

Ha ha good work Vhero/OD

[Blue Since 76]

Maybe I'm getting old, but I'd like a roof on the stadium so I don't get wet and some heaters so it's not quite so cold for half the season.

It'd also be nice if they could put a big pair of sunglasses on the top of the Colin Bell stand, so that I don't get blinded by the sun on the one Saturday it's actually out.

[ashton287]

Stadium extension giving us 70,000+, some new bars that open after the matches, a place to get a decent steak before the game, better road system/met link to the stadium and a huge heated building that does year round bikini carwashes (city bikinis) and a big shopping centre and a hotel and a city theme park and season ticket holders get disconts on all the above as a reward for being shit the last 15 years

[Blue Since 76]

Stadium extension giving us 70,000+, some new bars that open after the matches, a place to get a decent steak before the game, better road system/met link to the stadium and a huge heated building that does year round bikini carwashes (city bikinis) and a big shopping centre and a hotel and a city theme park and season ticket holders get disconts on all the above as a reward for being shit the last 15 years

Surely it'd be better without the heating? Somewhere to hang the chamois.

[Original Dub]

I'm suprised they didn't come up with some kind of on/off roof and heating system. 75% of the time its fucking cold and/or windy.

That's be mine anyway.... and of course somewhere to plug in my playstation.

[Lee_Kinda]

Fuck it ,lets up the ante and make a Youth Hostel and shots bar.

how many shots of tequila d'you reckon you could down at half-time?

Not sure how many to be exact, But I am guessing well into double figures.

This is the same guy we are talking about that drank a litre of vodka in 20 minutes, fell asleep during a game and had to be carried out of a stadium by me and a steward ........FACT!

[Vhero]

I'm suprised they didn't come up with some kind of on/off roof and heating system. 75% of the time its fucking cold and/or windy.

That's be mine anyway.... and of course somewhere to plug in my playstation.

Honestly I don't know why we having got a fucking retractable roof I mean the technology was there when we built the stadium and we live in a country where it rains nearly a fifth of the fucking year so we are bound to get some rainy days so why when they designed the stadium didn't they stick a retractable roof on it?

[Beefymcfc]

Keep a hold of your beer and balti with this handy little piss-taker. Can we have some, please!

[blootoof]

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[blootoof]

I can think of better uses.

[Vhero]

Keep a hold of your beer and balti with this handy little piss-taker. Can we have some, please!

is that a camera on the urinal??? I mean honestly would you feel like somebodys watching you all the time while taking a piss or what?? No way would I be able to take a piss on a loo with a camera on it lol.

[Original Dub]

Keep a hold of your beer and balti with this handy little piss-taker. Can we have some, please!

is that a camera on the urinal??? I mean honestly would you feel like somebodys watching you all the time while taking a piss or what?? No way would I be able to take a piss on a loo with a camera on it lol.

People watching you taking a piss everytime is just taking the piss IMO.

I wouldn't piss on that thing.

[Beefymcfc]

Keep a hold of your beer and balti with this handy little piss-taker. Can we have some, please!

is that a camera on the urinal??? I mean honestly would you feel like somebodys watching you all the time while taking a piss or what?? No way would I be able to take a piss on a loo with a camera on it lol.

No mate, that's an aiming mark for when the hand gets vigorous!

[ant london]

Most of mine have been alluded to by others but...

A decent increase in stadium capacity (to at least 70,000).

Manchester City in white seats across the Colin Bell

Bar service that works...fast at half time

Decent public transport to Eastlands (I actually think that whatever the owners have done with the Council to secure the Metrolink extension to eastlands/east mcr is an incredibly valuable contribution to the local community...and one that will be, in time, the most appreciated).

The national football museum being relocated to Eastlands (I would love this...all the plastic munes coming on their once in a lifetime pilgrimmage to the swamp and all fitting in an accompanying trip to the museum....at the Heart of the City....as well...hahaha)

A big decent city boozer (or two) at the ground. Specifically somewhere that shows all our away games (whether on sky or not) and where blues who cannot travel can congregate and support the team amongst pure blue blooded company. Would also be good to have somewhere like this to go to post match

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Keep a hold of your beer and balti with this handy little piss-taker. Can we have some, please!

Uuuuuuummmmmm...... what if you don't have beer and a pie. Does it do other things?

[The Man In Blue]

A big decent city boozer (or two) at the ground. Specifically somewhere that shows all our away games (whether on sky or not) and where blues who cannot travel can congregate and support the team amongst pure blue blooded company. Would also be good to have somewhere like this to go to post match

that would be great.

also, can we have singha back please?

[Lionheart]

cityTV.

Buy all the rights to show our games, fuck Sky.

Massive tellies all over manchester.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

cityTV.

Buy all the rights to show our games, fuck Sky.

Massive tellies all over manchester.

I'd settle for FINALLY being able to see youth team and reserve games regularily. Thank you.

Oh, and I want one billion pound Blue halo around stadium.

[dazby]

A big decent city boozer (or two) at the ground. Specifically somewhere that shows all our away games (whether on sky or not) and where blues who cannot travel can congregate and support the team amongst pure blue blooded company. Would also be good to have somewhere like this to go to post match

that would be great.

also, can we have singha back please?

In fact, I would like to be City's liquor consultant. I shall oversee the products sold in the club. The way I see it, there should be local product, that Bluemoon, and a different one every match as a promotion. Just lovely. And that's just the beer...

P.S. I'm drinking home made rum tonight and it is ripping my tits off. Phooooooweeeeee!!!!!!!!!