by john68 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:49 am
This is a bit off topic but it seems a suitable place to mention an incident in the cab the other night with an Irish rag.
He tried top goad me by saying he had been in a restaurant at the same time as mancini. Mancini was eating his meal, so obviouslty he didn't care about City fans...(I've not worked out the logic of that either)
My tirade lasted from St Peter's Square all the way to Deansgate locks and ended, perfectly timed as I pulled to let him pay.
"Your club cares so much that they evicted the players injured at Munich out of their club houses Your club cares so much that they even made Albert Scanlon pay his own taxi fare from Manchester Airport to the swamp when he was released from the Munich hospital after being injured in the air crash Your club cares so much that it took them 40 years to hold a Munich testimonial game and then they gave the money to Eric Cantona Your club cares so much that when they had the 50 year Munich anniversry they had to have it sponsored by AIG and when the rags fans obliterated the AIG logo in protest you fuclin caring club replaced it Your club cares so much that when Roy Kunt demanded a rise and the rags fans chanted for it the rags gave him the money and increased the season ticket price to pay for it Your club cares so much that they make the fans pay for cup matches on their season even if they don't attend That's £5.90 please"...Then looked round at the thick twat, smiled and repeated the taxi fare.
You'll note that there is no punctuation in that tirade...I didn't say it with any...it just came out so naturally and I hardly took a breath. I think it may have been his 1st converation with a City fan...bet he remembers it.
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT