Poor Football Puns Topic

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Feel free to make one up!

U Can't Touch This - Hammer's go Down as City clinch the fourth spot

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Tee Viz! Carlos Bags a Brace As City end United's Title Hopes

[Alioune DVToure]

The most irritating tabloid puns are these, which appear at least once a month in some form:

Michael Owen + Going, e.g.,:

"Look who's G-Owen to the World Cup"

Roo(Who)ney:

"Look Roo's Banging in the Goals"

In that vein, how about:

"It's Goal-o Toure as rare goal for City skipper sends the Blues into the Champions League"

I also can't count how many times I've read the "City in good Kompany" headline, which doesn't even make cunting sense!

[Fullartj]

I couldn't Carl-loss - [Tevez's reaction after ending united's chances of winning the Premier league

[OliverHardy]

European City Break Top 4

Manchester City fans can look forward to booking their very own European City Breaks as City break the top 4 with a sensational final minute Carlos Tevez winner against rivals Tottenham Hotspur, giving them mathematically confirmed qualification into next season's Champions League.



Or the title could also be 'Top 4 European City Break in Manchester'

[s1ty m]

super carlos goes ballistic, west ham are atrocious

tevez bags 4 as city steam into the champions league with west ham avoiding the drop because of results elsewhere. lucky for them.

that would do me.

sorry, i know the inverness original, it was just the best one ever.

[dazby]

Micah Makeah Mozza - Micah Richards has signed a new contract at City kee#ing him at the club for the ne>< 5 years worth 80,000 *ounds a week.

[colonel_muck]

The most irritating tabloid puns are these, which appear at least once a month in some form:

Michael Owen + Going, e.g.,:

"Look who's G-Owen to the World Cup"

Roo(Who)ney:

"Look Roo's Banging in the Goals"

In that vein, how about:

"It's Goal-o Toure as rare goal for City skipper sends the Blues into the Champions League"

I also can't count how many times I've read the "City in good Kompany" headline, which doesn't even make cunting sense!

i'm not joking mate you could probably bag a job at the sun with that sort of stuff. also don't forget how annoying any headline about Joe Hart is 'McLeish takes Hart from good performance' etc etc

[john68]

The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Or during turbulent management spells for Arthur Cox and Alan Dicks:-

Cox/Dicks Out!

[john68]

I really wanted the rags to sign Stefan Kuntz....simple headline od "United Sign Kuntz" would have done it for me.

[carolina-blue]

The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.

Hahahah lol nice one

[HeyMark]

'Englands Jermaine Man' - When referring to Jermaine Defoe

[blues-clues]

off topic I know but from England v West Indies test match

The bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey.

[Blue Toy]

SWP PULLED OFF BY MANCINI AT HALF TIME

[Bluez]

Keegan fills Schmeichels gap with Seaman

[branny]

The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.

I'd rather have seen "BALL CHOPS DICKOV"

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Penalty shootout triumph was a Given.

[dazby]

Zabba Dabba Doo!!
Toure De Farce
Adam Up as Johnson scores again

[Alioune DVToure]

"Keeping Burnley in the Premier League are the Laws of the Game in the Life of Brian" - Ray Stubbs.

Awful!