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by Niall Quinns Discopants » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:12 am
Feel free to make one up!
U Can't Touch This - Hammer's go Down as City clinch the fourth spot
Sometimes we're good and sometimes we're bad but when we're good, at least we're much better than we used to be and when we are bad we're just as bad as we always used to be, so that's got to be good hasn't it?
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by Niall Quinns Discopants » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:15 am
Tee Viz! Carlos Bags a Brace As City end United's Title Hopes
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by Alioune DVToure » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:21 am
The most irritating tabloid puns are these, which appear at least once a month in some form:
Michael Owen + Going, e.g.,:
"Look who's G-Owen to the World Cup"
Roo(Who)ney:
"Look Roo's Banging in the Goals"
In that vein, how about:
"It's Goal-o Toure as rare goal for City skipper sends the Blues into the Champions League"
I also can't count how many times I've read the "City in good Kompany" headline, which doesn't even make cunting sense!
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by Fullartj » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:24 am
I couldn't Carl-loss - [Tevez's reaction after ending united's chances of winning the Premier league
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by OliverHardy » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:28 am
European City Break Top 4
Manchester City fans can look forward to booking their very own European City Breaks as City break the top 4 with a sensational final minute Carlos Tevez winner against rivals Tottenham Hotspur, giving them mathematically confirmed qualification into next season's Champions League.
Or the title could also be 'Top 4 European City Break in Manchester'
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by s1ty m » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:55 am
super carlos goes ballistic, west ham are atrocious
tevez bags 4 as city steam into the champions league with west ham avoiding the drop because of results elsewhere. lucky for them.
that would do me.
sorry, i know the inverness original, it was just the best one ever.
After the ball was centred, after the whistle blew...
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by dazby » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:05 pm
Micah Makeah Mozza - Micah Richards has signed a new contract at City kee#ing him at the club for the ne>< 5 years worth 80,000 *ounds a week.
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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by colonel_muck » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:06 pm
Alioune DVToure wrote:The most irritating tabloid puns are these, which appear at least once a month in some form:
Michael Owen + Going, e.g.,:
"Look who's G-Owen to the World Cup"
Roo(Who)ney:
"Look Roo's Banging in the Goals"
In that vein, how about:
"It's Goal-o Toure as rare goal for City skipper sends the Blues into the Champions League"
I also can't count how many times I've read the "City in good Kompany" headline, which doesn't even make cunting sense!
i'm not joking mate you could probably bag a job at the sun with that sort of stuff. also don't forget how annoying any headline about Joe Hart is 'McLeish takes Hart from good performance' etc etc
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by john68 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:54 pm
The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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by Piccsnumberoneblue » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:57 pm
Or during turbulent management spells for Arthur Cox and Alan Dicks:-
Cox/Dicks Out!
City and sniffing knickers.
Come on Blues.
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by john68 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:59 pm
I really wanted the rags to sign Stefan Kuntz....simple headline od "United Sign Kuntz" would have done it for me.
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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by carolina-blue » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:59 pm
john68 wrote:The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.
Hahahah lol nice one
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by HeyMark » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:15 pm
'Englands Jermaine Man' - When referring to Jermaine Defoe
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by blues-clues » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:43 pm
off topic I know but from England v West Indies test match
The bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey.
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by Blue Toy » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:13 pm
SWP PULLED OFF BY MANCINI AT HALF TIME
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by Bluez » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:16 pm
Keegan fills Schmeichels gap with Seaman
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by branny » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:21 pm
john68 wrote:The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.
I'd rather have seen "BALL CHOPS DICKOV"
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
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by Pretty Boy Lee » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:03 am
Penalty shootout triumph was a Given.
Tracking back is overrated.
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by dazby » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:43 am
Zabba Dabba Doo!!
Toure De Farce
Adam Up as Johnson scores again
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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by Alioune DVToure » Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:16 pm
"Keeping Burnley in the Premier League are the Laws of the Game in the Life of Brian" - Ray Stubbs.
Awful!
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