Poor Football Puns Topic
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:12 amFeel free to make one up!
U Can't Touch This - Hammer's go Down as City clinch the fourth spot
U Can't Touch This - Hammer's go Down as City clinch the fourth spot
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:12 amRe: Poor Football Puns Topic
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:15 amTee Viz! Carlos Bags a Brace As City end United's Title Hopes
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:21 amThe most irritating tabloid puns are these, which appear at least once a month in some form:
Michael Owen + Going, e.g.,:
"Look who's G-Owen to the World Cup"
Roo(Who)ney:
"Look Roo's Banging in the Goals"
In that vein, how about:
"It's Goal-o Toure as rare goal for City skipper sends the Blues into the Champions League"
I also can't count how many times I've read the "City in good Kompany" headline, which doesn't even make cunting sense!
Michael Owen + Going, e.g.,:
"Look who's G-Owen to the World Cup"
Roo(Who)ney:
"Look Roo's Banging in the Goals"
In that vein, how about:
"It's Goal-o Toure as rare goal for City skipper sends the Blues into the Champions League"
I also can't count how many times I've read the "City in good Kompany" headline, which doesn't even make cunting sense!
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:24 amI couldn't Carl-loss - [Tevez's reaction after ending united's chances of winning the Premier league
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:28 amEuropean City Break Top 4
Manchester City fans can look forward to booking their very own European City Breaks as City break the top 4 with a sensational final minute Carlos Tevez winner against rivals Tottenham Hotspur, giving them mathematically confirmed qualification into next season's Champions League.
Or the title could also be 'Top 4 European City Break in Manchester'
Manchester City fans can look forward to booking their very own European City Breaks as City break the top 4 with a sensational final minute Carlos Tevez winner against rivals Tottenham Hotspur, giving them mathematically confirmed qualification into next season's Champions League.
Or the title could also be 'Top 4 European City Break in Manchester'
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:55 amsuper carlos goes ballistic, west ham are atrocious
tevez bags 4 as city steam into the champions league with west ham avoiding the drop because of results elsewhere. lucky for them.
that would do me.
sorry, i know the inverness original, it was just the best one ever.
tevez bags 4 as city steam into the champions league with west ham avoiding the drop because of results elsewhere. lucky for them.
that would do me.
sorry, i know the inverness original, it was just the best one ever.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:05 pmMicah Makeah Mozza - Micah Richards has signed a new contract at City kee#ing him at the club for the ne>< 5 years worth 80,000 *ounds a week.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:06 pmAlioune DVToure wrote:The most irritating tabloid puns are these, which appear at least once a month in some form:
Michael Owen + Going, e.g.,:
"Look who's G-Owen to the World Cup"
Roo(Who)ney:
"Look Roo's Banging in the Goals"
In that vein, how about:
"It's Goal-o Toure as rare goal for City skipper sends the Blues into the Champions League"
I also can't count how many times I've read the "City in good Kompany" headline, which doesn't even make cunting sense!
i'm not joking mate you could probably bag a job at the sun with that sort of stuff. also don't forget how annoying any headline about Joe Hart is 'McLeish takes Hart from good performance' etc etc
Re: Poor Football Puns Topic
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:54 pmThe one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:57 pmOr during turbulent management spells for Arthur Cox and Alan Dicks:-
Cox/Dicks Out!
Cox/Dicks Out!
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:59 pmI really wanted the rags to sign Stefan Kuntz....simple headline od "United Sign Kuntz" would have done it for me.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:59 pmjohn68 wrote:The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.
Hahahah lol nice one
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:15 pm'Englands Jermaine Man' - When referring to Jermaine Defoe
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:43 pmoff topic I know but from England v West Indies test match
The bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey.
The bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:13 pmSWP PULLED OFF BY MANCINI AT HALF TIME
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:16 pmKeegan fills Schmeichels gap with Seaman
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:21 pmjohn68 wrote:The one they never had the bollox to publish was...
" CITY MANAGER AXES DICKOV"....an oldie but goodie.
I'd rather have seen "BALL CHOPS DICKOV"
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:03 amPenalty shootout triumph was a Given.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:43 amZabba Dabba Doo!!
Toure De Farce
Adam Up as Johnson scores again
Toure De Farce
Adam Up as Johnson scores again
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:16 pm"Keeping Burnley in the Premier League are the Laws of the Game in the Life of Brian" - Ray Stubbs.
Awful!
Awful!