Rooney Injured Again... Haha!!!

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Breaking news on sky:

"Alex Ferguson has confirmed that Wayne Rooney has burst a blood vessel below his ankle during the game against Bayern Munich."

It doesn't say how long he will be out for though.

[Green & Blue]

Purple nose reckons he will be available for derby but who are we to believe anything that man says

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-New ... ons_League

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

We need to "target his ankle" in Derby!

[ross.mcfc]

We need to "target his ankle" in Derby!

Exactly. NDJ should snap that f**ker for club and country.

[King Kev]

....has burst a blood vessel

Isn't that sometimes know as a bruise?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

....has burst a blood vessel

Isn't that sometimes know as a bruise?

In certain circles, yes.

Thing is, in game like football burst blood vessel's or "bruises" as you call them are extremely uncommon and clearly show brutal treatment this spesific player has faced.

[King Kev]

....has burst a blood vessel

Isn't that sometimes know as a bruise?

In certain circles, yes.

Oooh nasty. I had a bruise once. It caused me mild pain for a very short time.

I'm ok now though.

[sandman]

....has burst a blood vessel

Isn't that sometimes know as a bruise?

In certain circles, yes.

Oooh nasty. I had a bruise once. It caused me mild pain for a very short time.

I'm ok now though.

I'm sure with the love and support of his family the filthy little granny shagger with make a full recovery from this "bruise"

[john@staustell]

....has burst a blood vessel

Isn't that sometimes know as a bruise?

No mate, it´s the lead singer with ´Bad Manners´.

[Mase]

I feel sorry for the scouse twat! He has to get up every night and feed Adebayor's baby!!

[Crossie]

Fergie showed his weakness by starting rooney last night. Certainly not 100% fit, he gets played, showing that Fergie himself knows how much the Scum need him in their starting 11.

Any game Rooney missed now just means the other team will fancy their chances and go for it. Scum dont like it up 'em.

I hope he misses 2/3 more games and the derby because it will finish off any title challenge.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Fergie showed his weakness by starting rooney last night. Certainly not 100% fit, he gets played, showing that Fergie himself knows how much the Scum need him in their starting 11.

Any game Rooney missed now just means the other team will fancy their chances and go for it. Scum dont like it up 'em.

I hope he misses 2/3 more games and the derby because it will finish off any title challenge.

Just proves that they are a one man team...without him they are fucked.

Im sooo fucking happy today..what a fantastic week.
Got to go now and continue my facebook rants and other messages of piss taking for the rags that I know. (Ive actually got a hard on)

[HeyMark]

We need to "target his ankle" in Derby!

If i was playing against him I would do that, first few minutes kick his ankle, get a yellow card and off he goes!

[branny]

He struggled last night and i'll be amazed if he is 100% fit for the derby. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hope he plays if he's as good as he was then.

[gillie]

Its more than a bruise you could tell that on wednesday first time he got caught on it.Bacon is playing Shrek whilst he is injured and only making things worse.He will be lucky to make the World Cup if it carries on.

[brite blu sky]

Fergie showed his weakness by starting rooney last night. Certainly not 100% fit, he gets played, showing that Fergie himself knows how much the Scum need him in their starting 11.

Any game Rooney missed now just means the other team will fancy their chances and go for it. Scum dont like it up 'em.

I hope he misses 2/3 more games and the derby because it will finish off any title challenge.

this this this

+ i hope that hey play the crocked fucler tbh so DeJong has something to aim for.

[Mase]

+ i hope that hey play the crocked fucler tbh so DeJong has something to aim for.

What about a Nige-Zabba sandwich? Tastey!

[cdncityfan]

Wasn't the bruise from when Van Buyten kicked him?
Don't wish injury on anybody, but if he is actually hurt it is just because Ferguson was desperate and played him when he was blatantly not fit. Just as unreasonable as when Wenger played a seriously unfit Fabregas against Barcelona. The clubs get what they deserve. The only injury I wish on Rooney is to be heartbroken when we win the derby by a few goals.

[9secondlegend]

Wasn't the bruise from when Van Buyten kicked him?
Don't wish injury on anybody, but if he is actually hurt it is just because Ferguson was desperate and played him when he was blatantly not fit. Just as unreasonable as when Wenger played a seriously unfit Fabregas against Barcelona. The clubs get what they deserve. The only injury I wish on Rooney is to be heartbroken when we win the derby by a few goals.

bollocks
i wished he snapped his leg. twice.

[Beanieboy]

Wasn't the bruise from when Van Buyten kicked him?
Don't wish injury on anybody, but if he is actually hurt it is just because Ferguson was desperate and played him when he was blatantly not fit. Just as unreasonable as when Wenger played a seriously unfit Fabregas against Barcelona. The clubs get what they deserve. The only injury I wish on Rooney is to be heartbroken when we win the derby by a few goals.

bollocks
i wished he snapped his leg. twice.

i hope he gets a bloodclot to the brain