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Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:09 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
PAUL'S PREDICTION
DRAW - The home support will turn up expectant of victory but I don't think that'll be the case. It's a must-win game for Manchester City but I can see Birmingham dominating them in midfield. I'm going for another draw, 1-1.
MERSON'S MAGIC MAN
BARRY FERGUSON - This game is going to be a battle around the middle third and I think Ferguson will keep the ball and frustrate the home side. Everything Birmingham create tends to go through him. He's economical on the ball, doesn't often give it away, and is something of an unsung hero.
Id just like to say - YOUR A FUCKING MONG WHO KNOWS NOTHING...YOU COULDNT PREDICT THE WEATHER IN THE FUCKING NORTH POLE YOU PRICKTURD.
Re: Merson

Posted:
Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:10 pm
by bluej
Its like Lawro all over again, I always want him to predict us to draw/lose so we'll win.
Degenerate crackhead.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:38 pm
by london blue 2
carl_feedthegoat wrote:PAUL'S PREDICTION
DRAW - The home support will turn up expectant of victory but I don't think that'll be the case. It's a must-win game for Manchester City but I can see Birmingham dominating them in midfield. I'm going for another draw, 1-1.
MERSON'S MAGIC MAN
BARRY FERGUSON - This game is going to be a battle around the middle third and I think Ferguson will keep the ball and frustrate the home side. Everything Birmingham create tends to go through him. He's economical on the ball, doesn't often give it away, and is something of an unsung hero.
Id just like to say - YOUR A FUCKING MONG WHO KNOWS NOTHING...YOU COULDNT PREDICT THE WEATHER IN THE FUCKING NORTH POLE YOU PRICKTURD.
well said Carl that guy is a fucking pleb.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:40 pm
by simon12
Thanks Carl that made me chuckle. I hope we`re up for a draw next week.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:43 pm
by colonel_muck
why do people get so upset when people predict we won't win? it's just someone's opinion, and anything can happen in this game? i really like paul merson as a pundit, and lawro for that matter especially their analysis of matches. merson is funny as fuck when he tries to pronounce foreign names and part of the reason soccer saturday is so good. so what he didn't think city would win, city did win and people are calling him some horrible names on here it's ridiculous.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:47 pm
by Bear60
Haha what an idiot.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:28 pm
by Lev Bronstein
I love it when we're underestimated.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:10 pm
by Dazzacity
Merson is a fookin prick. He really has a problem with us for some reason, Prob down to a City fan ringin in and callin him a crackhead. Lawro is also a tosser.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:14 pm
by sirgordonzola
http://www.paulmerson.com/ the guy is trying to get work as an after dinner speaker, he can barely put a sentence together the mong.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:14 pm
by Vhero
Hes desprate for us to not get top 4 and a draw is what he needed today he is GUTTED.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:17 pm
by The Man In Blue
keep on talking shit, its the only thing that pays for your crack habit.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:47 pm
by guv111
Merson's so thick he practically has learning difficulties. I think it's a terrible shame that he is put on TV and allowed to dribble away like he does. Sky Sports should be ashamed of themselves for this Freak Show. What next, Steve Bruce being cornered and a camera shoved in his "face"? "Shllllrrp. I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!"
No you're not.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:51 pm
by Chinners
I love Paul Merson, he makes me laugh in a good way. He went through a spell (about 4 weeks) of praising and saying quite nice, possitive things ... I prefer him this way now as it seems to work for us*
*This post was bought to you by the Opitimistic believe in any superstition nonsense Party . com
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:32 pm
by branny
He made me want to kill my tv on saturday. They were going on about 4th place and his words were "I'm not buying into Man City, they are not a good team. If they played somebody top draw they'd get ripped apart". Then Stelling said something along the lines of "Like Chelsea"? to which he went on to spout about Vieira was a great player, he's past it and the top teams would pass around him". Made my blood boil and 6 points from the next 2 would really stick it up him.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:40 pm
by bluechester
the guy is a coke taking, gembling, fucking mong
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:46 pm
by Craig B
I miss Rodney Marsh.
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:50 pm
by 10.Goater_Legend
Bless him... "Portsmouth have no chance tomorrow v Spurs, there's only one result there" hahahaha!
Degenerate Crackhead
1-1?
ahem, 5-1 mr. smackhead :-)
Re: Merson

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:00 pm
by BlueinBosnia
guv111 wrote: What next, Steve Bruce being cornered and a camera shoved in his "face"? "Shllllrrp. I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!"
No you're not.
This made me actually laugh out loud.
Re: Merson

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Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:59 am
by john@staustell
branny wrote:He made me want to kill my tv on saturday. They were going on about 4th place and his words were "I'm not buying into Man City, they are not a good team. If they played somebody top draw they'd get ripped apart". Then Stelling said something along the lines of "Like Chelsea"? to which he went on to spout about Vieira was a great player, he's past it and the top teams would pass around him". Made my blood boil and 6 points from the next 2 would really stick it up him.
Me too Branny. After all the goals we´ve been banging in recently. What comic is it he writes for, cos I want to write in? Simple words obviously.
By the way, the title for Merson threads is ´degenerate crackhead`.
Re: Merson

Posted:
Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:07 am
by Piccsnumberoneblue
There is nothing funny about this man...not even by accident. The man is a waffling idiot with nothing useful to say. He knows little of any club or team other than Arsenal but is happy to trot out the common line without much thought and disguise it as insight. What a twat!