Things you notice our players do a lot....

[Pretty Boy Lee]

I'll start.

Nigel - overhead kicks.

Gas baz- whether he gets pulled up or not seems to handle the ball a couple of times a week.

[Green & Blue]

Tevez scores
Zabaleta fouls

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Tevez scores
Zabaleta fouls

Not quite what I meant ;)

[Green & Blue]

Tevez scores
Zabaleta fouls

Not quite what I meant ;)

Ok then

Given saves
Johnson crosses

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Spanish Gaz turns his back as he tackles.

[spiv]

Tevez scores
Zabaleta fouls

Not quite what I meant ;)

Ok then

Given saves
Johnson crosses

Given saves, chucks it out to Johnson, Johnson crosses, Tevez scores and in between that move zabba fouls somebody.
Sounds good to me.

[Dameerto]

Tevez - stealing the ball from the opposition near our penalty area to break up another attack (could also put Bellamy in that sentance too)

[SORTED]

Ned always seemed to take a half step back before moving forward with (or passing) the ball. I didn't see it today so maybe Mancini picked up on it and sorted him out.

[Dingus McDouchey]

shay given backheels the post before a goalkick
craig bellamy swears at the referee
nigel de jong passes backwards
emmanuel adebayor gets up very slowly

[Beanieboy]

RSC runs as if he's holding in a shit

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

....give interviews. All of them. It feels sometimes that we are more like media agency than football club these days

[john68]

In a couple of seasons...I think we'll be able to add...WIN TROPHIES.

[Grob]

RSC runs as if he's holding in a shit

Reminds me of Lee Crooks

[lets all have a disco]

....give interviews. All of them. It feels sometimes that we are more like media agency than football club these days

Modern Football,maybe we should just release the odd press statement from time to time.


Keep it low key and that.

[london blue 2]

Richards does a little gay jig when he passes the ball short

[razor400]

AJ - stepovers, with an end product

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

....give interviews. All of them. It feels sometimes that we are more like media agency than football club these days

Modern Football,maybe we should just release the odd press statement from time to time.


Keep it low key and that.

I understand that it's modern thing and all that but they don't have to release press statement every time they change underwear. If they don't have nothing to say, except that "winning next game is important but if we lose we are still not out of contention for 4th spot", they should just shut up. I can see that by looking at league table, I don't need Nigel De Jong or Pablo Zabaleta telling me that.

[Original Dub]

Gareth Barry uses his body to draw fouls like no one else at the club.

[Ted Hughes]

Stand about whilst someone unmarked heads a ball in the back of our net.

[Goaters 103]

Barry runs like he's got lead in his boots

SWP plays like he's in borrowed boots

Adebayor, when entering the field for the 2nd half, stops at the white line, crosses himself, points with both hands at the sky and then hops twice on his left leg onto the field

Bellers moans at officials/opponents/colleagues etc