Purple Nose - Contract

[sandman]

I wonder if they'll be the new Newcastle... They'll only be happy with one of their own ie, an ex-rag Legend, or even current rag legend. When they realise that none of these have the managerial abilities that Baconface has, they'll want rid, thus starting the rotating door of managers and their spiralling decline.

How much would you pay to see that Irish cunt come in and promptly take them down?

I'd like it to be in this order....

Steve Bruce.........sacked cos they are in 12th place at Christmas
Keane................sacked cos he gets them relegated in 18th place
Gordon Strachen....sacked as he fails to win the play-off final in his first season
Steve Coppell........Lasts 14 days at the club before he runs out of the club after an "incident"
Bryan Robson........Comes out of retirement to help save the day. They finish bottom of the league
Paul Ince.............Takes over and turns them into MK Dons the second

Surely it would be:

Steve Bruce.........sacked cos they are in 12th place at Christmas
Keane................sacked cos he gets them relegated in 18th place
Gordon Strachen....sacked as he fails to win the play-off final in his first season
Steve Coppell........Lasts 14 days at the club before he runs out of the club after an "incident"
Bryan Robson........Comes out of retirement to help save the day. They finish bottom of the league
Paul Ince.............Takes over and turns them into MK Dons the second
Ferguson.............Takes over amid hysterical scenes. Sacked for mumbling incoherrently & pissing self on tv.

Steve Bruce.........sacked cos they are in 12th place at Christmas
Keane................sacked cos he gets them relegated in 18th place
Gordon Strachen....sacked as he fails to win the play-off final in his first season
Steve Coppell........Lasts 14 days at the club before he runs out of the club after an "incident"
Bryan Robson........Comes out of retirement to help save the day. They finish bottom of the league
Paul Ince.............Takes over and turns them into MK Dons the second
Ferguson.............Takes over amid hysterical scenes. Sacked for mumbling incoherrently & pissing self on tv.
Ferguson Jr..........Sacked after being locked up for twatting his wife again.

[10.Goater_Legend]

Fantasy land. The Glazors might be inbred ugly hill billies, but there not stupid. Theyd atleast make a load of empty promises.

Fergie will want to go out on a high, fortunately it looks like there big spending days are over unless they can sell big again and invest it straight back. ( although they still got 40+ mill left from Tranny right? )

I dont know whether them being taken over by the Red Knights would be a good thing or not, potentially theyd clear the debt and give huge cash boosts, on the other hand they might raise enough money to buy the club, but what then? The money soon runs out and the debts stack up quickly if you dont win big things.

Fergie leaving Old Trafford will end a long era, they wont be the same again, no chance, it will co-incide with giggs, schloes, neville, van der saar retiring, Vidic probably leaving, Owen shit, Rooney could get pissed off and go to Madrid. They'd still be up there for a few seasons, but I dont think they could last a full premier league and european season and challenge seriously.

Bring it on!

So basicly like they were like under Atkinson before that wisky soden tramp turned up.

[10.Goater_Legend]

I wonder if they'll be the new Newcastle... They'll only be happy with one of their own ie, an ex-rag Legend, or even current rag legend. When they realise that none of these have the managerial abilities that Baconface has, they'll want rid, thus starting the rotating door of managers and their spiralling decline.

How much would you pay to see that Irish cunt come in and promptly take them down?

I'd like it to be in this order....

Steve Bruce.........sacked cos they are in 12th place at Christmas
Keane................sacked cos he gets them relegated in 18th place
Gordon Strachen....sacked as he fails to win the play-off final in his first season
Steve Coppell........Lasts 14 days at the club before he runs out of the club after an "incident"
Bryan Robson........Comes out of retirement to help save the day. They finish bottom of the league
Paul Ince.............Takes over and turns them into MK Dons the second

Surely it would be:

Steve Bruce.........sacked cos they are in 12th place at Christmas
Keane................sacked cos he gets them relegated in 18th place
Gordon Strachen....sacked as he fails to win the play-off final in his first season
Steve Coppell........Lasts 14 days at the club before he runs out of the club after an "incident"
Bryan Robson........Comes out of retirement to help save the day. They finish bottom of the league
Paul Ince.............Takes over and turns them into MK Dons the second
Ferguson.............Takes over amid hysterical scenes. Sacked for mumbling incoherrently & pissing self on tv.

Steve Bruce.........sacked cos they are in 12th place at Christmas
Keane................sacked cos he gets them relegated in 18th place
Gordon Strachen....sacked as he fails to win the play-off final in his first season
Steve Coppell........Lasts 14 days at the club before he runs out of the club after an "incident"
Bryan Robson........Comes out of retirement to help save the day. They finish bottom of the league
Paul Ince.............Takes over and turns them into MK Dons the second
Ferguson.............Takes over amid hysterical scenes. Sacked for mumbling incoherrently & pissing self on tv.
Ferguson Jr..........Sacked after being locked up for twatting his wife again.

Iain Dowie...........Sacked for spending the Rags last £8m on Fitz Hall and thus sending them into admin, losing 10 points which results in them being relegated to Coca-Cola League 1.