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Paul Merson

Postby Nick » Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:53 pm

Merson: Arsenal definately have the easiest run in. Three easy games.
Tony Cottee: Man city wont be easy Paul?!
Merson: What? Man City? Oh they'll definately beat them! They'll be more worried about blackburn away....


What a tit! I bet he doesnt even know we hammered them twice already. I do think they'll beat us but to say they'll be more worried about blackburn is bollocks.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby Mark (Blue Army) » Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:56 pm

How this clown has a job to do with football is beyond me.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby jodrellblue » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:18 pm

I'm going to my lad's annual fund raiser at the start of next month and guess who the main speaker is! Should we get a good result at the Arse I'll be quoting this and all his other brilliant observations on City.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:48 pm

Nick wrote:Merson: Arsenal definately have the easiest run in. Three easy games.
Tony Cottee: Man city wont be easy Paul?!
Merson: What? Man City? Oh they'll definately beat them! They'll be more worried about blackburn away....


What a tit! I bet he doesnt even know we hammered them twice already. I do think they'll beat us but to say they'll be more worried about blackburn is bollocks.


seriously - he is a crack addict.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby giokingkladze » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:58 pm

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Re: Paul Merson

Postby Bear60 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:16 pm

I was a few feet away from him about 2 years ago at Stansted airport, and I just felt like punching the pratt dont know what came over me. Wish I had done it now. He really is a complete and utter prick.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby gillie » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:53 pm

I reckon Bobby should get a transcript of that and let the players see it before the game so we can ram his fuckin drivelling words down his fuckin throat the prick.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby bluechester » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:55 pm

the guy is a grade one tit, he has an agendy against city, prick of the highest order,
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby s1ty m » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:03 pm

oddly, he has just described the rags weekend game as 'a real hard game'. so which way is it tossface?
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:06 pm

s1ty m wrote:oddly, he has just described the rags weekend game as 'a real hard game'. so which way is it tossface?


Like the Guv said, he has learning difficulties mate,the guy is definately fucked in the head.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby Goaters 103 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:07 pm

With Spurs away and City at home still on their fixture list I wouldn't describe their run-in as a cakewalk. Chelsea's win today further nails down where the titles goin as they now have margin for error too.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby Blue Toy » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:10 pm

I reckon he's got a tiny cock too.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby gillie » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:14 pm

Blue Toy wrote:I reckon he's got a tiny cock too.

I reckon he is a dickless twat.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:36 pm

He's certainly put on a bit of weight.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby avoidconfusion » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:55 pm

What a fucking cock this guy is. I hope we get a point or even get another 3 points of Arsenal... but I think that won't shut him up either.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby Fish111 » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:23 am

I don't give a shit if Van Persie is back for them, we can beat any time out there on our day. Merson is just a knob.
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby john@staustell » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:50 am

I posted a comment on his prediction for the Brum game. It wasn´t selected for posting on the SKY website!

However I reckon he must read them (if he can read).
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Re: Paul Merson

Postby branny » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:02 am

They had a debate on SSN last week about who would win the title. Fat Ron represented U*d, Hasselbaink, Chelsea and George Graham, Arse. Fat Ron was saying that Blackburn away would be U*ds hardest game of the run in. When asked about the derby he said "No. U*d have a great away record at City." Very Mersonesque IMHO. Check again Ron. The away record against THIS City is played 1 lost 1.
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