Go on, who's gonna be first to post the Gerrard rumours?

[Chad]

Heard before Easter that there was one more "shagging" story that could potentially disrupt the England team but no good would come of it. This was from a guest lecturer at university.

[Im_Spartacus]

Heard before Easter that there was one more "shagging" story that could potentially disrupt the England team but no good would come of it. This was from a guest lecturer at university.

Always knew I should have gone to uni, the things I could have learned!

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Stories about footballers personal lives are really irksome.

It's like sitting with your missus watching fucking Coronation Street now.

[Nick]

LOL uni lecturer.

Fuck this, it could write off our world cup chances. Stupid british press.

[Mase]

I'm pretty sure I saw Alex Curran at Knowsley Safari Park on Sunday actually. Fit as fooooooook!

[simon12]

I'm pretty sure I saw Alex Curran at Knowsley Safari Park on Sunday actually. Fit as fooooooook!

I beg to differ she`s from a scroaty family in Lpool and the kids not even his. This is heat magazine reporting by overhyped coke`ed hacks that has nowt to do with football. WANKERS.

[BoltFromTheBlue]

Well, A transfer was brought up at the Disabled Supporters meeting last night, Q&A with Sylv and Mad Zab, i asked Zabba who he'd most like at City, not Messi, not Rooney.......Ribery, you'd have thought it'd be Messi, maybe Zabba is ITK?

[Slim]

Well, A transfer was brought up at the Disabled Supporters meeting last night, Q&A with Sylv and Mad Zab, i asked Zabba who he'd most like at City, not Messi, not Rooney.......Ribery, you'd have thought it'd be Messi, maybe Zabba is ITK?

Maybe he got good reports from Govou.

[BoltFromTheBlue]

Maybe hes on Blue Moan?

[DoomMerchant]

Well, A transfer was brought up at the Disabled Supporters meeting last night, Q&A with Sylv and Mad Zab, i asked Zabba who he'd most like at City, not Messi, not Rooney.......Ribery, you'd have thought it'd be Messi, maybe Zabba is ITK?

Maybe he got good reports from Govou.

surely Ribery and Gerard would be the underage fucking midfield duo of all time? yes.

cheers

[Wooders]

that teenage prostitute of riberys though is fit as a butchers dog she really is

[Slim]

that teenage prostitute of riberys though is fit as a butchers dog she really is

[Wooders]

see?

[Slim]

£2000/night...get saving.

[Wooders]

I bet you can get her by the hour much cheaper

[Mase]

I bet you can get her by the hour much cheaper

By the minute I'm hoping!

[blootoof]

I bet you can get her by the hour much cheaper

By the minute I'm hoping!

You wouldn't be the only one hoppin, she's only got one leg.

[Scatman]

So is it true that Steven Gerrard is a paedophile or what? Or did he shag her because he thought she was going to shag him first?

[Original Dub]

So is it true that Steven Gerrard is a paedophile or what? Or did he shag her because he thought she was going to shag him first?

That my friend is comedy gold.
Fantastic!