Favourite songs about players

[Blue Since 76]

Ok i'm already a nervous wreck ahead of wednesday and it's not going to get any better, so to 'calm' myself, i was humming city songs in my head. Got me thinking - what are your favourite songs about players past and present?

With the pressure on wednesday and being last game and all it'd be nice to create a singlist of the top 10.

Personally, i always liked the nqdp one, the sun jihai dad's chippy one, if a little racist and i liked the tevez one we had last season, even if we don't sing it anymore, for some reason.

[joey]

he's not got a song
he's not got a sooooooooooooooooooooong
but we fuckin love him
he's nigel de jong

and the adam johnson one

though it seems all the best songs are the ones that aren't sang and the best people seem to think up at games involve der der der der or similar.

[Goataldo]

i've actually heard a few decent de jong songs. he just needs to score and we'll get em popularised:

(tune: clash; I fought the law)
breaking legs in
the hot sun -
I fought de jong and
DE JONG WON

I FOUGHT DE JONG AND, DE JONG WON

(tune: smiths; panic!)
panic in the box in london
panic in the box in birmingham

Nigel de jong nidel de jong nidel de jong,

Nigel dee jong, nigel dee jong.....

i also like,

'he's welsh, he;s ace, he'll smash you in the face, Bellamy, Bellamy'

[Goaters 103]

i've actually heard a few decent de jong songs. he just needs to score and we'll get em popularised:

(tune: clash; I fought the law)
breaking legs in
the hot sun -
I fought de jong and
DE JONG WON

I FOUGHT DE JONG AND, DE JONG WON

(tune: smiths; panic!)
panic in the box in london
panic in the box in birmingham

Nigel de jong nidel de jong nidel de jong,

Nigel dee jong, nigel dee jong.....

i also like,

'he's welsh, he;s ace, he'll smash you in the face, Bellamy, Bellamy'

Love the Clash one, its a grower

[joey]

very much like the smiths one,

should get it going wednesday hopefully after a few big tackles