World Cup Rules for Women
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 12:29 pm1) If i catch you catch you saying Cristiano Ronaldo is fit, you will automaticaly get a smack on the chin.
2) During the World Cup the television is mine. At all times without any exceptions. Eastenders, Hollyoaks and Corrie can all get to Fuck. Go keep the bed warm for me.
3) I will most likely have a coupon or a bet on. So if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, Don't dare say:
It's only a game
Get over it
They will win next time.
This will only result in a break up or a divorce.
4) Most importantly, making love is out of the question during the entire month. Except from in between matches. If i fall asleep and miss a match.. this will lead to again a divorce or a break up.
5) The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them already. I want to see them again.
6) Make sure you are taking note.
7) Tell your friends NOT to have any parties or gatherings that will require my attendance.
a) I will cuss at you.
b) You will sleep on the sofa.
c) I just will not go
8) However, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Saturday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
9) The World Cup is not a cheesy excuse for us to spend time together. You are welcome to watch one game with me, only one game and you must keep silent during it. except from half time and during commercials
10) Men are immune to the words "Thank god the world cup is only every 4 years"
After The World Cup comes the:
Champions league
Euro 2012 qualifying
and all the domestic leagues.
11) During The World Cup you can have the remote between 12am and 6am.
12) The Referee is always a wanker.
13) If you here me scream your name be ready to:
Grab me a drink.
Grab me a snack.
Get me new batteries for the remote.
You will not be needed for anything else.
14) During the game I will not be able to hear or see you.
Your job is to make sure there is some beer in the fridge.
15) Another Rule is to look at the girl in the picture. Try to be more like her.
16) Don't ask what the offside rule is. This will result in anther smack on the chin and also another for not being in the room keeping the bed warm.
2) During the World Cup the television is mine. At all times without any exceptions. Eastenders, Hollyoaks and Corrie can all get to Fuck. Go keep the bed warm for me.
3) I will most likely have a coupon or a bet on. So if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, Don't dare say:
It's only a game
Get over it
They will win next time.
This will only result in a break up or a divorce.
4) Most importantly, making love is out of the question during the entire month. Except from in between matches. If i fall asleep and miss a match.. this will lead to again a divorce or a break up.
5) The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them already. I want to see them again.
6) Make sure you are taking note.
7) Tell your friends NOT to have any parties or gatherings that will require my attendance.
a) I will cuss at you.
b) You will sleep on the sofa.
c) I just will not go
8) However, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Saturday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
9) The World Cup is not a cheesy excuse for us to spend time together. You are welcome to watch one game with me, only one game and you must keep silent during it. except from half time and during commercials
10) Men are immune to the words "Thank god the world cup is only every 4 years"
After The World Cup comes the:
Champions league
Euro 2012 qualifying
and all the domestic leagues.
11) During The World Cup you can have the remote between 12am and 6am.
12) The Referee is always a wanker.
13) If you here me scream your name be ready to:
Grab me a drink.
Grab me a snack.
Get me new batteries for the remote.
You will not be needed for anything else.
14) During the game I will not be able to hear or see you.
Your job is to make sure there is some beer in the fridge.
15) Another Rule is to look at the girl in the picture. Try to be more like her.
16) Don't ask what the offside rule is. This will result in anther smack on the chin and also another for not being in the room keeping the bed warm.
