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100% There is a dildo in that box.

lets all have a disco wrote:100% There is a dildo in that box.

The fact your so sure on that worries me.

theres probably about 20,000 names and addresses of prostitutes that will give all the panel a quick once over before deciding!!!!

Its a book of rules and regs split into 2 parts..one for anything English and the other for everyone else.

It's probably his wifes food supply .... for the next 3 months

dick dastardley wrote:theres probably about 20,000 names and addresses of prostitutes that will give all the panel
a quick once over before deciding!!!!

In the case of that fucking bent cunt Blatter, you would surely be close to the truth there


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lets all have a disco wrote:100% There is a dildo in that box.

I have to agree LAHAD it looks like a Dildo box not quite sure how you know it's a Dildo box?? You been sneaking into Clone Zone??

Imagine having to read all of that, and one for each entrant. No wonder the decision is based on who gives them the biggest bung. Or dildo.

dick dastardley wrote:theres probably about 20,000 names and addresses of prostitutes that will give all the panel a quick once over before deciding!!!!

hopefully they kept rooneys one of the list!

Sister of fu wrote:

lets all have a disco wrote:100% There is a dildo in that box.

I have to agree LAHAD it looks like a Dildo box not quite sure how you know it's a Dildo box?? You been sneaking into Clone Zone??

What kind of dildo's are you two buying??, last I bought the box was 2" wide by 24" long.

i think the dildo handed the book to Blatter, and why did they let somebody that can't even read his own name give the fooking book?

A bomb I hope.

Sister of fu wrote:

lets all have a disco wrote:100% There is a dildo in that box.

I have to agree LAHAD it looks like a Dildo box not quite sure how you know it's a Dildo box?? You been sneaking into Clone Zone??

I'd go as far as saying it looks like a black mamba to me!

How gutted would you be if it was your job to read it all. Haahahahahaha

MARKMAKAVELI wrote:How gutted would you be if it was your job to read it all. Haahahahahaha

I had to read a 1500 page manual on dangerous goods in order to get DG handler certified, usually it's a lot of skimming and I have no doubt a lot of that book will be infrastructure and logistic figures.

You can tell by the grin on bladders face that it aint gonna happen. Wont be long before its back to germany or france.

Two dead fish wrapped in brown paper with a note telling Twatter that Pratini will be sleeping with the fishes if we dont get the 2018 finals capiche.

The world cup should be all about developing the games in new areas and leaving a legacy. I cant see how any of that applies to the English bid. Also with Brazil hosting the world cup and then the olympics I think serious questions regarding a carve up should be asked if England get to do the same.

It should be awarded to Australia which is expierencing where football is having a surge in popularity. Say what you like about the Aussies. They know how to host a sports event and I think it would be an amazing event. But the tv people would not be to happy with the starting times so I think that will cost them in the end.

After that Russia ticks all the boxes.

Hopefully there's Platini's severed ear in there, with a note telling Blatter we will mail him other body parts one at a time until they give us a world cup.

Here's our book.

And just for fun, here's our minister for Sport. I am a fan of hers.