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Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:33 pm
by Curlie
Superman's partner is currently on WAG's Come Dine With Me on Channel 4.
She is cooking next.
Their house is as bling as I expected and his partner seems as bright as Stevie.
First main course, at Cisse's House, was, "Thigh Green Curry??????"
God love them!
Shit, that was soooooooo patronising!

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:45 pm
by Curlie
Wow!
Jessica's "Trio of Soups" was an absolutely fantastic effort.
Looked really good.
and the pudding looked really great.
Lucky Stevie!
She is currently 2nd of 3 but the scoring was so wrong.
Nice one Jessica.
BTW Cisse's wife is an absolute asshole.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:56 pm
by french_tony
They are all absolute twats although Irelands has come off best. As for Cisse's...what was the guy thinking?!

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:09 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
Pretty grating stuff. Should be better tomorrow night.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:51 pm
by Chinners
TFI missed that bag of shite

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:02 pm
by blootoof

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:27 pm
by Dameerto
I love that series - I only watch it for the commentator guy, he has me in stitches every time.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:45 am
by blootoof
Dameerto wrote:I love that series - I only watch it for the commentator guy, he has me in stitches every time.


Same here, watch it myself. That commentator takes the piss like fuck. Funny as fuck at times

Plus you can't beat a fryin pan sizzlin on tv when stoned

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:38 pm
by craigmcfc
First time I've seen that prog. Jessica definitely came off the best and I agree with the others that said that Cisses' other half was a right bitch. Mind you he got his own back by wearing that daft red outfit for the wedding didn't he?

The voiceover guy did my head in for the first 10 minutes, having never heard him before, but I found him quite funny by the end of it

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:14 pm
by Goataldo
What a coven of vacuous witches.

Stevie's definitely seemed the most normal - despite living in a house that was like summat off Tomorrow's World. Had to laugh at the crushed purple velvet Lovenasium, and her taking her shoes off to stand in her own dog's piss - then putting the shoes back on. Nice scran though, so fair play to her.

Cisse's wife is an absolutely disgusting, vapid cretin. She said to a Crewe midfielder filling in for his ill missus - 'How many goals did you score last season, MYYY husband scored 27'. I get the feeling she'd have said this even if he was a 'keeper.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:03 pm
by blootoof
Just watched the footballers one, was funny as fuck

EDIT: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/come ... od#3075894

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:08 pm
by french_tony
Absolutely brilliant. John Fashanu is funny as fuck. The food may of been shite but id happily spend a night with those lads than those miserable arseholes from last night.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:24 am
by Dameerto
I'd have just bought fish and chips for everyone - then a cornetto for afters. Job done. (I don't entertain much)

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:40 am
by The blue egg chaser!
craigmcfc wrote:First time I've seen that prog. Jessica definitely came off the best and I agree with the others that said that Cisses' other half was a right bitch. Mind you he got his own back by wearing that daft red outfit for the wedding didn't he?

The voiceover guy did my head in for the first 10 minutes, having never heard him before, but I found him quite funny by the end of it


The voice over guy is called Dave Lamb. I travelled around Australia with him and a few others after meeting him in Sydney back in 1989. He has always been as funny as f**k. His commentary just about makes an terrible programme watchable.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:45 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
Is the the one Cisse beat the shit out? Got arrested as well.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:50 am
by Twobob
Only in closed season would we ever see so many hairy arsed football fans not only watching this shite but also posting about it in a football forum ...

Today at Knitting club I did a Moss Stitch ...

;-)

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:12 am
by The Man In Blue
Dameerto wrote:I'd have just bought fish and chips for everyone - then a cornetto for afters. Job done. (I don't entertain much)



winner.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:46 am
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
This is the best programe on British TV. And tha's just the regular one.

The one last night was funny as fuck. Brilliant TV.

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:01 am
by Chinners
LookMumI'mOnMCF.net wrote:This is the best programe on British TV. And tha's just the regular one.


Each to their own but please LookMum tell me you are joking ... you are ain't ya?

Re: Come Dine With Me

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:27 am
by sandman
My god I cant believe you people watch the same shit as my mrs.