Free delivery - don't forget dad!

This is the headline of the e-mail that the club have just sent me.
MY DAD'S DEAD YOU FUCLIN STIPID FUCLERS...........................I DON'T NEED REMINDING THAT THE OL FUCLER DIED SUDDENLY IN ARMS AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE WATCH FOOTIE WITH, AVE A PINT WITH HIM AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF THAT WE LOVED DOING TOGETHER.
HOW FUCLIN INSENSITIVE ARE THESES FUCLERS? I GO IN THE RESTERAUNTS HERE ON THE QUAYS AND THE FUCLERS ARE REMINDING ME OF MY OL FELLAR. STOP IT YOU FUCLERS OR YOU'LL MAKE ME VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MY DAD'S DEAD YOU FUCLIN STIPID FUCLERS...........................I DON'T NEED REMINDING THAT THE OL FUCLER DIED SUDDENLY IN ARMS AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE WATCH FOOTIE WITH, AVE A PINT WITH HIM AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF THAT WE LOVED DOING TOGETHER.
HOW FUCLIN INSENSITIVE ARE THESES FUCLERS? I GO IN THE RESTERAUNTS HERE ON THE QUAYS AND THE FUCLERS ARE REMINDING ME OF MY OL FELLAR. STOP IT YOU FUCLERS OR YOU'LL MAKE ME VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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