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world record

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:48 am
by BobbyJ1956
You probably heard already, but news travels slowly here. Anyway there is a report that an Indian holy man who held the world record for the number of days spent doing absolutely nothing in a box is said to be bitterly disappointed now that his record has been broken by Wayne Rooney.

Re: world record

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:29 am
by Fish111
Shit joke but it sounds a little better with David Blane inserted instead of an Indian holy man. Good effort anyway. Your not Jimmy Carr are you?

Re: world record

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:33 am
by Rag_hater
First time I've heard it.
Made me smile:)

Re: world record

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:09 am
by Dameerto
If I substitute Michael Jackson for Indian Holy Man am I straying into the realms of bad taste?