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4 mins into the wc semi ,a fan invades the pitch..
' that is what happens when you drink on a empty...(wait for it)...HEAD !

Made sense to me .......

begining to like lawro, i know i shouldnt, but his jokes are sometimes so shite they are funny,

there ive said it, someone send me to rehab

chef wrote:4 mins into the wc semi ,a fan invades the pitch..
' that is what happens when you drink on a empty...(wait for it)...HEAD !

His head aint exactly overcrowded.

Mowbray: "There's just going to be the one minute of added time"
Lawro: "Good"

He's been on fire this past month.

Can you imagine being on death row for a murder you didn't commit, and finding out that you've got to spend years in a cell next to that cunt. I'd use every fuckin hair on my body to make a rope and hang myself.

Last night at the end of the Germany v Spain game....Our very own David Silva takes the ball to the by-line:

Commentator "that should be a goal kick....it came off Silva last.

Lawro "Hey Ho"

I thought it was funny! I'll get my coat.

I've always quite liked Lawro as a side-kick commentator. Midly amusing imo. Gotta be better than listening to the 'dogger' on Talk Sport.

I find him quite funny at times, better than some of the commentators sidekicks

Elvistheblue wrote:Last night at the end of the Germany v Spain game....Our very own David Silva takes the ball to the by-line:

Commentator "that should be a goal kick....it came off Silva last.

Lawro "Hey Ho"

I thought it was funny! I'll get my coat.

It was Lawro that was originally insistent that this should have been a goal kick, despite the replay blatantly showing it coming off the German lad. He consistently calls it wrong and then either ignores the evidence of the replay or just bumbles on when he's proved wrong. I think he should maybe his eyes retested.

His drinking on an empty head quip was just about his best contribution of the entire world cup coverage to be fair, I almost smiled