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Well a lot of us have to watch at home for whatever reason live abroad/too late/been at work/price/sold out etc.. So there is nothing worse than a crappy commentary team at a football match especially that Scottish City Hating Basterd Andy Gray. So who would be your dream Commentating team? You can have anybody whether they are real commentators or not (these could be footballers/actors/singers etc..).

My 2 are Mick Mcarthy as I thought he was hilarious doing the world cup and probably Noel Gallagher as I reckon he would be brilliant.

Please remember this is just for fun though and not to be taken seriously.

roy keane and gary neville

Murray Walker and David Coleman.

john giles, graham souness and eamonn dunphy

Me and John68 now that would be television poetry lol.

Stuart Hall
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and

Mark E Smith
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Jeff Stelling and Chris Kamara

the commentators from mean machine.

Fuck me. How can you look beyond Stuart Hall? Hes got a tongue like a $1,000 whore.

And contrast him with Liam Gallagher. Hes got a tongue like a $2 hoe.

Perfick

petrov wrote:john giles, graham souness and eamonn dunphy

With you on that

Green & Blue wrote:

petrov wrote:john giles, graham souness and eamonn dunphy

With you on that

D*nphy's name should forever be banned from this board, he is a twat of the highest order. How any self respecting City fan can even bear to listen, let alone look at that pre-cum of the devil is beyond me.

Buffalo Soldier wrote:

Green & Blue wrote:

petrov wrote:john giles, graham souness and eamonn dunphy

With you on that

D*nphy's name should forever be banned from this board, he is a twat of the highest order. How any self respecting City fan can even bear to listen, let alone look at that pre-cum of the devil is beyond me.

What you said with big fuckin thorny knobs on. He's the biggest K*ean supportin bastard in the world.

Gerald Sinstadt and Shaun Goater for general Blueness.

Failing that, Alexei Sayle and Brian Clough would have me smiling.

Blue in the face wrote:

Buffalo Soldier wrote:

Green & Blue wrote:

petrov wrote:john giles, graham souness and eamonn dunphy

With you on that

D*nphy's name should forever be banned from this board, he is a twat of the highest order. How any self respecting City fan can even bear to listen, let alone look at that pre-cum of the devil is beyond me.

What you said with big fuckin thorny knobs on. He's the biggest K*ean supportin bastard in the world.

Indeed he's a prick of the highest order but his complete lack of knowledge and tendancy to run his mouth off and talk down to of the best pundits ever makes for great t.v. Souness btw is great on RTE as opposed to on Sky where he isn't allowed to criticise anyone.

Richie Benaud...
(City are beating utd at the swamp 6 - 0 with tevez on double hat trick)
RB: "ooh look - there's a pigeon on the roof..... and if we look over there a bloke is eating a prawn sandwich and over there... drone drone drone.."

:-)

What about Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball.

"The scum have scored Tommy; I'm filling up."

In-studio co-ordination : Stevie Wonder

Match of the Day : Harpo Marx

Best quotes : David Coleman "When Cuban Alberto Juantorena was winning the Olympic race, David Coleman says "Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class".

Roy Slaven and HG Nelson.

jimmygrimble2 wrote:Richie Benaud...
(City are beating utd at the swamp 6 - 0 with tevez on double hat trick)
RB: "ooh look - there's a pigeon on the roof..... and if we look over there a bloke is eating a prawn sandwich and over there... drone drone drone.."

:-)

Sir Richie is a great shout.

Him and Joe Royle who is the only football commentator/summariser I genuinely enjoy.

Jason Manford and Noel Gallagher.

Shaun Goater and Marc Riley.

Alex Ferguson and a rabid pitbull. There'd be hardly any commentary, but you'd get to hear Alex Ferguson being ripped to pieces by a rabid pitbull.