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Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:06 pm
by King Kev
Now that he has been released from prison?

If it's Prem club my money's on Newcastle, they don't seem to let a player's lack of mental stability prevent them form signing him!

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:10 pm
by lets all have a disco
Rags,Bargain bucket,maybe red dippers.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:10 pm
by Lee_R
Good call thatNewcastle, or perhaps Stoke. Its going to be a desperate team anyway.. oh wait.. the rags?

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:25 pm
by Mike J
blackburn.

nah i reckon a championship or league 1 team will go for the woman beating cunt.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:41 pm
by french_tony
Blackpool I reckon. They need some players...fast. My money is on them not even making 15 points (6 against us of course).

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:47 pm
by gillie
I dont really care.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:04 pm
by Colin the King
Newcastle, him and Sir Joey can share prison stories.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:06 pm
by ross.mcfc
I don’t think any Premiership club would take the risk on all the bad publicity that they would get. He wasn’t a Premiership level player before he got sent to jail anyway.

If he’s smart he will spend a year in League 1 and let all the hype die down. If he can cut the mustard there then he can move up to the Championship.

Does anyone bother Lee Hughes these days?

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:08 pm
by DoomMerchant
Mike J wrote:blackburn.

nah i reckon a championship or league 1 team will go for the woman beating cunt.


did he really "beat" her?

i don't know the formal definition and can't remember Marlon King's case, so my apologies in advance if he did something particularly brutal. My point tho is that i think in some cases people make too much of a woman being hit by a man. Call me un-old fashioned, but i think in all sincerity i'm a feminist. I've been with some women who i swear could probably give me a good run for my money if we had to go a coupla rounds. Luckily, i'm a lover, not a fighter.

cheers

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:27 pm
by Goataldo
I reckon French Tony might be right. Blackpool and King might be the only match that gets him a club and them a player.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:42 pm
by colonel_muck
DoomMerchant wrote:
Mike J wrote:blackburn.

nah i reckon a championship or league 1 team will go for the woman beating cunt.


did he really "beat" her?

i don't know the formal definition and can't remember Marlon King's case, so my apologies in advance if he did something particularly brutal. My point tho is that i think in some cases people make too much of a woman being hit by a man. Call me un-old fashioned, but i think in all sincerity i'm a feminist. I've been with some women who i swear could probably give me a good run for my money if we had to go a coupla rounds. Luckily, i'm a lover, not a fighter.

cheers


talk about sticking your neck out mate, are you insane? you can't go round saying things like that ha ha pmsl

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:44 am
by Fish111
Coventry City, Ady Boothroyd sounds like he can't wait to get the real hard man in his team.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:33 am
by Wooders
he'll be a pundit on match of the day

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:54 am
by Ted Hughes
Wooders wrote:he'll be a pundit on match of the day



Talksport along with Collymore.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:55 am
by svengali
Talksport.

Marlon and Stans agony aunt special.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:37 am
by Fidel Castro
DoomMerchant wrote:
Mike J wrote:blackburn.

nah i reckon a championship or league 1 team will go for the woman beating cunt.


did he really "beat" her?

i don't know the formal definition and can't remember Marlon King's case, so my apologies in advance if he did something particularly brutal. My point tho is that i think in some cases people make too much of a woman being hit by a man. Call me un-old fashioned, but i think in all sincerity i'm a feminist. I've been with some women who i swear could probably give me a good run for my money if we had to go a coupla rounds. Luckily, i'm a lover, not a fighter.

cheers


Sort of agree. What if a drunk scally scouse 'woman' goes mental and starts hitting you? What would you do? Honestly? Not protect your neck cos it's supposedly a woman? Fuck that, let's be honest most English 'women' are pretty scary and if one of those gremlins attacked me, I can't honestly say I wouldn't smack it. I hope not, but you never know.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:58 am
by Alioune DVToure
Fidel Castro wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Mike J wrote:blackburn.

nah i reckon a championship or league 1 team will go for the woman beating cunt.


did he really "beat" her?

i don't know the formal definition and can't remember Marlon King's case, so my apologies in advance if he did something particularly brutal. My point tho is that i think in some cases people make too much of a woman being hit by a man. Call me un-old fashioned, but i think in all sincerity i'm a feminist. I've been with some women who i swear could probably give me a good run for my money if we had to go a coupla rounds. Luckily, i'm a lover, not a fighter.

cheers


Sort of agree. What if a drunk scally scouse 'woman' goes mental and starts hitting you? What would you do? Honestly? Not protect your neck cos it's supposedly a woman? Fuck that, let's be honest most English 'women' are pretty scary and if one of those gremlins attacked me, I can't honestly say I wouldn't smack it. I hope not, but you never know.


Broken nose and busted lip. And he had previous. Make your own minds up. I'm not one to jump on these sanctimonious bandwagons, but Marlon King is a shit excuse for a man.

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:58 am
by King Kev
Fidel Castro wrote:...let's be honest most English 'women' are pretty scary ...
Wow, that's quite a sweeping statement!

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:05 pm
by lets all have a disco
King Kev wrote:
Fidel Castro wrote:...let's be honest most English 'women' are pretty scary ...
Wow, that's quite a sweeping statement!


Its not really though is it?

Everyone knows that European women arent fiesty one bit,they arent demanding,dont give their men shit,they dont argue,dont scrap,they just sit there looking pretty and making fantastic tapas.

:-|

Re: Who Will Sign Marlon King?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:12 pm
by brite blu sky
DoomMerchant wrote:
Mike J wrote:blackburn.

nah i reckon a championship or league 1 team will go for the woman beating cunt.


did he really "beat" her?

i don't know the formal definition and can't remember Marlon King's case, so my apologies in advance if he did something particularly brutal. My point tho is that i think in some cases people make too much of a woman being hit by a man. Call me un-old fashioned, but i think in all sincerity i'm a feminist. I've been with some women who i swear could probably give me a good run for my money if we had to go a coupla rounds. Luckily, i'm a lover, not a fighter.

cheers


is that a kind of round-a-bout way of saying you think he should sign for a ladies team?