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Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:07 pm
by Chinners
Aston Villa's James Milner ready to sign for Manchester City
Ireland likely to move in opposite direction in £26m deal, but Irish midfielder still to agree settlement with City

James Milner's protracted transfer from Aston Villa to Manchester City is finally set to go through on Thursday after the two clubs agreed a package worth about £26m.

Stephen Ireland – whose agent today held talks with the Villa chief executive, Paul Faulkner – will sign for Villa as part of the deal, providing he reaches a settlement with City over the remainder of his contract. Discussions will take place between Ireland's representative and City's hierarchy tomorrow morning.

Ireland has been valued at £10m, meaning that Villa will receive a further £16m in cash in addition to the former Republic of Ireland midfielder. Should Ireland pull out of the transfer – there is no indication that is likely to happen at the moment despite Martin O'Neill's resignation yesterday – Milner will move to Eastlands in a straight cash deal. Both players have been pencilled in for medicals at their respective new clubs on Thursday and could make their debuts at the weekend.

The latest development will come as a relief to all parties involved. The Guardian revealed City's interest in Milner almost four months ago but negotiations between the two clubs have dragged on. City tabled a £20m bid in May that was flatly rejected, with Villa holding out for closer to £30m for a player who cost £12m two years ago. In the end Villa agreed to lower their demands although many of the club's supporters will feel pleased by the final outcome.

Ireland's inclusion as a makeweight in the transfer was thrown into doubt when O'Neill unexpectedly quit, but the talks that had been agreed before that development went ahead as planned. The 23-year-old, who was voted City's player of the year at the end of the 2008-09 season, appears to have accepted that he has no future with Roberto Mancini in charge. Having signed a lucrative five-year contract with City little more than 12 months ago, he will hope to negotiate a sizeable settlement.
Guardian

Kolo Toure upstages Balotelli
Manchester City target Mario Balotelli was upstaged by Blues skipper Kolo Toure as Ivory Coast beat Italy 1-0 in a friendly at Upton Park.
The controversial Inter Milan striker, who Roberto Mancini is confident of signing for £24million before the end of the week, played for an hour of the game.
Balotelli gave potential City team-mate Kolo a tough time and signalled his intent after only four minutes by hammering a 22-yard free-kick over the bar.
The Italians had a novel way of building team spirit, allowing each player to pick his own shirt number, with Balotelli promptly picking number nine.
Italy, who like England had a woeful World Cup, have turned their focus onto youth under new coach Cesare Prandelli, but it was the Ivory Coast who had the edge after Kolo powered home the winning header after 55 minutes in front of 11,176 fans

WAG OF THE DAY
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TRANSFER BOLLOX
Real Madrid are set to complete the signing of Portugal centre-back Ricardo Carvalho from Chelsea.
The Spanish giants have agreed a £6.7m fee to sign the 32-year-old, who will link up once again with former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho.
"Chelsea can confirm it has agreed terms with Real Madrid for the transfer of Carvalho," said a club statement.
Carvalho, who was also with Mourinho at Porto, joined Chelsea in 2004 for £19.8m and won the league three times.
The Chelsea statement added: "The transfer is subject to a medical and the player agreeing personal terms. Chelsea would like to thank Riccy for his six years of service, and we wish him well in his future career." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 902830.stm

Tottenham are looking to sign former Arsenal defender William Gallas. The 33-year-old France international is a free agent after being released by the Gunners at the end of last season. Daily Telegraph

However, Gallas's demand for a two-year deal could scupper any attempt to join the White Hart Lane outfit. Daily Mail

Fulham's new manager Mark Hughes will make Algeria defender Rafik Halliche his first signing. The 23-year-old Benfica centre-back, who played for his country against England at the World Cup, will arrive in a £1.8m deal. Daily Mirror

But Hughes faces a struggle to hold on to goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer, who has handed in a transfer request after being linked with a move to Arsenal. the Sun

West Ham are closing in on Marseille midfielder Benoit Cheyrou, 29, who is the brother of former Liverpool striker Bruno. Daily Mirror

And Hammers midfielder Scott Parker is to end speculation about a possible move to Tottenham or Liverpool by signing a new four-year deal this week.the Sun

Former West Brom midfielder Robert Koren will reject Premier League newcomers Blackpool for Championship side Hull City. The 29-year-old Slovenia captain, who is a free agent, may be given a three-year deal.Daily Mail

Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic will demand to leave the club if he does not get the number one shirt this season, with Chelsea thought to be interested. Daily Mirror

Stoke and Italian side Brescia are both interested in West Ham midfielder Radoslav Kovac.Daily Star

OTHER BOLLOXAston Villa board member General Charles C Krulak, a friend of chairman Randy Lerner, has hit out at former manager Martin O'Neill for thinking he was bigger than the club. O'Neill made a shock exit from Villa Park on Monday. Daily Mirror

Blackpool manager Ian Holloway is on a collision course with chairman Karl Oyston over the club's cautious approach to finances. The Bloomfield Road outfit has a rigid wage structure and moves for strikers Rob Hulse, Jon Stead and Marlon Harewood have been rejected. Daily Mail

Sheffield Wednesday face a winding-up order over a £550m tax bill that HM Revenue & Customs claim has not been paid. Daily Mail

Liverpool's Steven Gerrard says it will take "years" for England to sort out the mess after their World Cup failure but it would make no sense to get rid of coach Fabio Capello. the Guardian

Fulham striker Bobby Zamora, who could make his England debut against Hungary on Wednesday, considered playing for Trinidad and Tobago because at one point it was his "only option" of getting international football. The 29-year-old qualifies for the Caribbean team because of his father's nationality. Daily Mirror

An addiction to computer games is affecting the performance of some Premier League players, says a sports psychologist who has treated stars from several big clubs. Daily Star

England rugby union international Danny Cipriani has been told he has the potential to make it as a professional footballer by Tottenham coach Tim Sherwood. Cipriani played for Spurs reserves in July and is training with QPR before going to play rugby in Australia for two years.Daily Mail

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:10 pm
by irblinx
Now you really are taking the mick, bollix should be GMT bound at all times

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:43 pm
by gillie
Fuckin hell Chinns i havent gone to bed yet mate.I thought i had fallen asleep at the computer when i saw Wednesdays bollox lol.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:15 am
by craigmcfc
Well I'm not complaining, he gave us a cracking curvy WAG as suitable compensation

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:29 am
by Chinners
whoh, thats weird my computer clock appears to be 2 hours fast, hmmm I reckon someone's pishing about with it .... hmmm

Sorry for any heart attacks etc the early rising of my bollox may have caused.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:48 am
by Rae4685
Best wag of the day ever! FACT

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:08 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
Rae4685 wrote:Best wag of the day ever! FACT


Are you serious? Face average and pair of plastic tits. Looks kind that will be chubby in few years as well.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:21 pm
by DoomMerchant
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Rae4685 wrote:Best wag of the day ever! FACT


Are you serious? Face average and pair of plastic tits. Looks kind that will be chubby in few years as well.


i would watch that get fat for a couple years for sure if that's the path she chooses.

relax chief it's just a sexy girl showing us a woman-sized backside. me, i'm naturally attracted to an ass that size. like some kind of savage. I want to grab her by the hair and pull her into my cave, have my way with her and kill her dinner when im done with my bare hands. Just sayin.

did you have Cock for brekkers by chance maybe?

cheers

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:24 pm
by Niall Quinns Discopants
DoomMerchant wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Rae4685 wrote:Best wag of the day ever! FACT


Are you serious? Face average and pair of plastic tits. Looks kind that will be chubby in few years as well.


i would watch that get fat for a couple years for sure if that's the path she chooses.

relax chief it's just a sexy girl showing us a woman-sized backside. me, i'm naturally attracted to an ass that size. like some kind of savage. I want to grab her by the hair and pull her into my cave, have my way with her and kill her dinner when im done with my bare hands. Just sayin.

did you have Cock for brekkers by chance maybe?

cheers


I'm not saying I would say no. Beggars can't be choosers. Still, that is NOT best wag eva.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:29 pm
by DoomMerchant
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Rae4685 wrote:Best wag of the day ever! FACT


Are you serious? Face average and pair of plastic tits. Looks kind that will be chubby in few years as well.


i would watch that get fat for a couple years for sure if that's the path she chooses.

relax chief it's just a sexy girl showing us a woman-sized backside. me, i'm naturally attracted to an ass that size. like some kind of savage. I want to grab her by the hair and pull her into my cave, have my way with her and kill her dinner when im done with my bare hands. Just sayin.

did you have Cock for brekkers by chance maybe?

cheers


I'm not saying I would say no. Beggars can't be choosers. Still, that is NOT best wag eva.


i still think you had raw fish, with a side of pork sword and some hairy balls for breakfast. Still.

cheers