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Sorry if I've missed it, but what's the story with him, is he still injured or was his absence due to the crash?

I heaaard from this guy i know, thaaaat his sister's mate knows a guy who's facebook friends with the team doctor and he said

balotelli had a check to see if he could play and was ok but hasnt really been able to train so was left out and will be making his debut against blackburn at home and is planning on scoring 7 goals.

or something along those lines. But i happen to know for a fact his sister is a slag so she might just be chatting shit about it all and doesn't really have any friends.

still injured but i think he will be available in the next 2 games.

Future Legend...that is all

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Future Legend...that is all

he prollee needs to play a bit more for anyone to even guess at that, don't you think?

also, in case you need some of these for later...

ashton287 wrote:I heaaard from this guy i know, thaaaat his sister's mate knows a guy who's facebook friends with the team doctor and he said

balotelli had a check to see if he could play and was ok but hasnt really been able to train so was left out and will be making his debut against blackburn at home and is planning on scoring 7 goals.

or something along those lines. But i happen to know for a fact his sister is a slag so she might just be chatting shit about it all and doesn't really have any friends.

I like it brother Ashton, I like it.

I think he'll score a brace against Blackburn and I'll fight any man who thinks he won't.

Or at least, I'll disagree with that man.

ashton287 wrote:I heaaard from this guy i know, thaaaat his sister's mate knows a guy who's facebook friends with the team doctor and he said

balotelli had a check to see if he could play and was ok but hasnt really been able to train so was left out and will be making his debut against blackburn at home and is planning on scoring 7 goals.

or something along those lines. But i happen to know for a fact his sister is a slag so she might just be chatting shit about it all and doesn't really have any friends.

No one could score 7 in one match!








Could they.........

Providing that man isn't injured... again...

:)

ashton287 wrote:I heaaard from this guy i know, thaaaat his sister's mate knows a guy who's facebook friends with the team doctor and he said

balotelli had a check to see if he could play and was ok but hasnt really been able to train so was left out and will be making his debut against blackburn at home and is planning on scoring 7 goals.

or something along those lines. But i happen to know for a fact his sister is a slag so she might just be chatting shit about it all and doesn't really have any friends.

I read that as if said by Vicky Pollard

craigmcfc wrote:

ashton287 wrote:I heaaard from this guy i know, thaaaat his sister's mate knows a guy who's facebook friends with the team doctor and he said

balotelli had a check to see if he could play and was ok but hasnt really been able to train so was left out and will be making his debut against blackburn at home and is planning on scoring 7 goals.

or something along those lines. But i happen to know for a fact his sister is a slag so she might just be chatting shit about it all and doesn't really have any friends.

I read that as if said by Vicky Pollard

wot i ment or sumink or nufink

ashton287 wrote:

craigmcfc wrote:

ashton287 wrote:I heaaard from this guy i know, thaaaat his sister's mate knows a guy who's facebook friends with the team doctor and he said

balotelli had a check to see if he could play and was ok but hasnt really been able to train so was left out and will be making his debut against blackburn at home and is planning on scoring 7 goals.

or something along those lines. But i happen to know for a fact his sister is a slag so she might just be chatting shit about it all and doesn't really have any friends.

I read that as if said by Vicky Pollard

wot i ment or sumink or nufink

Haha that's all it needed

Am i right in thinking that he doesn't even need to be neamed in the 25 man squad as he is under 21?

sharkey wrote:Am i right in thinking that he doesn't even need to be neamed in the 25 man squad as he is under 21?

correct

sharkey wrote:Am i right in thinking that he doesn't even need to be neamed in the 25 man squad as he is under 21?

Yes, so they say on SSN. Anyone under 21 does not have to be named, must be summat to do with the European thing.

So Bridge is in contention for Blackburn

So too should be Balotelli

I assume that Kolarov is still a month or so away

But how fucking long does it take for a cut on your bastard knee to heal Jerome you soft twat??!?!?!?!?!


Let's see how many come back unscathed from international duty now....FFS

Roque is off to the Far East to play two matches (China and Japan).....what price on him coming back broken....again

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Future Legend...that is all

Just like Robinho...................

ant london wrote:So Bridge is in contention for Blackburn

So too should be Balotelli

I assume that Kolarov is still a month or so away

But how fucking long does it take for a cut on your bastard knee to heal Jerome you soft twat??!?!?!?!?!


Let's see how many come back unscathed from international duty now....FFS

Roque is off to the Far East to play two matches (China and Japan).....what price on him coming back broken....again

he had his knee banged into by the drink cart on a plane, and it jacked up his knee again - could be in contention for blackburn i think

Don't seem to remember players getting this injured this often in the past, (except Trevor Francis maybe,)...
Is this just my imagination, new training methods or what?

I think there used to be more of a culture of playing through injuries though - all that machismo and 'no pain no gain' nonsense. (and maybe they didn't train as hard in the past)

BmoreBlue wrote:

ant london wrote:So Bridge is in contention for Blackburn

So too should be Balotelli

I assume that Kolarov is still a month or so away

But how fucking long does it take for a cut on your bastard knee to heal Jerome you soft twat??!?!?!?!?!


Let's see how many come back unscathed from international duty now....FFS

Roque is off to the Far East to play two matches (China and Japan).....what price on him coming back broken....again

he had his knee banged into by the drink cart on a plane, and it jacked up his knee again - could be in contention for blackburn i think

Maybe he has a cut, but the problem that's keeping him out is a tendon injury that he has had for some time