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Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:00 pm
by blootoof
Might explain his shyte displays

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:04 pm
by BobKowalski
Sunday Mirror have something apparently...DTaylor mentioned it on twitter.

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:09 pm
by blootoof
BobKowalski wrote:Sunday Mirror have something apparently...DTaylor mentioned it on twitter.


It wouldn't involve A

Image

Would it?

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:23 pm
by globalbollox

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:23 pm
by paulmclaren
^^^^^
Lmao, you never now with shrek.
But from that clip in the paper weeks ago, the cig in his mouth looked a bit like a spliff to me?

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:24 pm
by BobKowalski
Yes. Well its a lady of the night but no idea if she is of er mature years.

Its on the Mirror website now apparently

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:32 pm
by blootoof
Don't they play Everton next?

Oh dear.. ha ha ha ha ha!!

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:35 pm
by Goaters 103
Colleen must have enough money now, and she can now be rich for life when she takes him to the cleaners in court.

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:38 pm
by Stan
Will FergieScum be commentng on this Kamikaze spending, do you think?

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:58 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
Is this a City site or a Heat Magazine site?

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:14 am
by Blue Blood
The mail is running the story now too...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -girl.html

Naughty shrek!

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:03 am
by Abu Dhabi
Svensational wrote:Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?


I think spending a £1000 for a shag isnt the main issue here?

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:14 am
by DoomMerchant
Svensational wrote:Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?


it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:20 am
by mr_nool
DoomMerchant wrote:
Svensational wrote:Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?


it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers


It's all bout the dum dum du di di dum.

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:22 am
by CITYSTEVEDON
it will be a good time to play u@d now, and what will the everton fans do now, ha ha ha

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:22 am
by Ted Hughes
£1000? Nah.

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:51 am
by DoomMerchant
Svensational wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Svensational wrote:Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?


it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers


Will you fuck off with your "cheers"

;-)


yes. i will.

cheers

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:27 am
by saulman
Loss of wife, kids, sponsorship, money, looks (only joking)

Haha, couldn't happen to a nicer cunt.

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:57 am
by Beefymcfc
Back of the net!!!

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:34 am
by Crossie
Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it

These are the ones that we know about, thousands of others arent worth the newspapers risk, but thats half your England team right there.

Further proof that if you give ANY young man fame, money and celebrity power, they will fuck their lives right up. Men cant resist it. We're genetically programmed to stick our cocks in as many women as we can.

However, thankfully, most men grow out of it, find one worth keeping, get old enough to worry that he cant go out and find a younger model and so settle down and live a life of misery for the next 50 years!