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No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:26 pmby Burt
For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!
Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.
I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!
I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
Posted:
Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:04 pmby Beefymcfc
Jimbo's pussy says - 'Come on round Big Boy, I'll share' ;-)
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:12 pmby Burt
Beefymcfc wrote:Jimbo's pussy says - 'Come on round Big Boy, I'll share' ;-)
Piss takin fucler!
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:00 pmby Mark (Blue Army)
Beefymcfc wrote:Jimbo's pussy says - 'Come on round Big Boy, I'll share' ;-)
PMSL
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:45 pmby dazlebluefrog
Burt wrote:For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!
Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.
I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!
I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!
thats what happens mate when you live in "ragland" didn't you know the jocks were going down there tonight ?surely the shops would of put up signs saying something about it?
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:58 pmby Burt
dazlebluefrog wrote:Burt wrote:For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!
Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.
I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!
I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!
thats what happens mate when you live in "ragland" didn't you know the jocks were going down there tonight ?surely the shops would of put up signs saying something about it?
No prior warning mate. The daft thing is that the jocks could only get their tickets when they were due to leave Wigan's ground to board their coaches so there were no jocks around her all day!!!
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:08 pmby Beefymcfc
Burt wrote:dazlebluefrog wrote:Burt wrote:For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!
Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.
I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!
I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!
thats what happens mate when you live in "ragland" didn't you know the jocks were going down there tonight ?surely the shops would of put up signs saying something about it?
No prior warning mate. The daft thing is that the jocks could only get their tickets when they were due to leave Wigan's ground to board their coaches so there were no jocks around her all day!!!
It obviously worked mate ;-)
There were loads of Sweaty Socks hanging around Brannigans, but no-one was giving them money!
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:45 pmby LookMumImOnMCF.net
Burt, have you considered a nice Frappuccino instead?
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:54 pmby blootoof
My offy sold plenty
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:59 pmby Burt
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Burt, have you considered a nice Frappuccino instead?
Did I fucl as like. Think I may go outside and batter a few rags to get rid o my temper. All I had in my fridge was just one tin o wife beater. Doin my head in ere I can tell yers.
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:01 pmby frannylee
Burt - I can get you a few beers - all the supermarkets up here in Scotland are still open and selling alcohol :-)
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:07 pmby Beefymcfc
Fuckin' loved it! Red wine, Navy Rum and Stella. The Mrs is on Bailey's though, disgraceful ;-)
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:31 pmby Burt
I'll ave you fuclers grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:04 pmby blootoof
Pretty colours
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:20 pmby Burt
blootoof wrote:Pretty colours
You dirty bastard!!!
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:41 pmby shawzy
If its any consolation..Im also giving my liver a rest.....Well until the match on thurs. :-$
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:04 pmby gillie
I can just picture Burt going in work tomorrow giving it if any scroungers call me today they ain't gettin there giro.
Re: No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor
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Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:36 amby Burt
gillie wrote:I can just picture Burt going in work tomorrow giving it if any scroungers call me today they ain't gettin there giro.
I think that you are a little misguided about what work I do as a Government Agent Gillie fella! If I worked for the JCP, there would be no fucler gettin any giros. My work is of a very different nature and I would have to kill you if I revealed what it was. Agent Burt 006 & a half. Licenced to thrill (cue Bond background music and half naked, fit, dancing flatdick)................