I remember someone on here saying recently they had been/would be laid off - how's about a job at City as a stadium tour guide instead?
http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Club-news/20 ... de-vacancy
"Manchester City Football Club is looking to recruit two part-time Stadium Tour Guides on 6 month fixed term contracts.
Reporting to the Stadium Tours Manager, the successful candidates will be responsible for conducting tours of the City of Manchester Stadium; maintaining the safety of all members of the tour party for the duration of the tour and general office administration duties."