Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Hazy2 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:27 pm

zuricity wrote:
aaron bond wrote:
AG7 wrote:They're live from Wembley this Sunday, apparently a Cup Final special ... wonder what and who they are lining up for that one :|

Your mate with his 'inside knowledge' would be a good guest.


Typical, bunch of freeloaders !


Anyone getting the 8.04am from Stockport will just have to nip in 1st Class and the northern based wankers will be in there acting like the fucking the Beatles. Seriously, I did the journey two weeks ago. Cattle class the amount of bullshit. If Cuntis is in give him A CUDDLE....
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby johnny crossan » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:29 am

As usual Suppository giving the rag redtop headlines "PEP THE COWARD - PEP THE DOG" their required big boost this morning
Martin Samuel on to give a bit of balance I suppose, that dribbling slug from ESPN is an embarrassment though
- he could be Raiola's brother
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby johnny crossan » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:13 am

The blubbering Custis slug is most enjoyable this morning.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby john@staustell » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:27 am

Even the slug is drooling over City today
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby johnny crossan » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:31 am

john@staustell wrote:Even the slug is drooling over City today

team of the season according to them
---------------De Gea
Walker Stones Vertongen Robertson
---De Bruyne Fernandinho Silva
-------Salah Kane Sane

Ederson, Otamendi, Sterling and Aguero - all unlucky to be left out apparently
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby london blue 2 » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:43 am

Degay in front of Ederson is rubbish. Big ed is signing of the season. Pivotal to our success.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby johnny crossan » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:52 am

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&ver ... s&src=typd

rocky day on twitter for the pig in pyjamas :lol:
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Nickyboy » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:19 am

Did you see everyone's look of disgust when the fat slug kept suggesting United players for team of the season. Young and Lingard, they were all trying to stop laughing in his face.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby patrickblue » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:30 am

johnny crossan wrote:https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=neil%20custis&src=typd

rocky day on twitter for the pig in pyjamas :lol:


I was particularly impressed by this comment

"Neil Custis fell off the cunt tree and hit every branch on the way down"
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby nottsblue » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:19 am

Nickyboy wrote:Did you see everyone's look of disgust when the fat slug kept suggesting United players for team of the season. Young and Lingard, they were all trying to stop laughing in his face.

I was anticipating one of them to ask if it was an April fools joke
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby john@staustell » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:28 am

nottsblue wrote:
Nickyboy wrote:Did you see everyone's look of disgust when the fat slug kept suggesting United players for team of the season. Young and Lingard, they were all trying to stop laughing in his face.

I was anticipating one of them to ask if it was an April fools joke


Mentioning Lingard in the same sentence as Silva, De Bruyne and Fernandinho was probably worthy of a spell in an asylum. Sorry, treatment centre
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:51 pm

Can anyone show the clip on here ?

I fancy swearing this morning.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby john@staustell » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:02 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:Can anyone show the clip on here ?

I fancy swearing this morning.


Actually mate even the slug has admitted we're the dogs wotsits
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby mr_nool » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:31 pm

I can't argue too much with what Custis said today. The only reason United are deemed to have a bad season is because they are measured against and compared to us. And we don't only play fantastically beautiful football, were also a winning machine.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:05 pm

mr_nool wrote:I can't argue too much with what Custis said today. The only reason United are deemed to have a bad season is because they are measured against and compared to us. And we don't only play fantastically beautiful football, were also a winning machine.


Well, the only reason anyone looks bad is because the others are better!

If only other guys weren't so bloody handsome, I would be considered good looking!
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby mr_nool » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:02 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
mr_nool wrote:I can't argue too much with what Custis said today. The only reason United are deemed to have a bad season is because they are measured against and compared to us. And we don't only play fantastically beautiful football, were also a winning machine.


Well, the only reason anyone looks bad is because the others are better!

If only other guys weren't so bloody handsome, I would be considered good looking!


We're not talking about other guys, just one stunningly handsome bloke.

We're the anomaly this season (and hopefully many seasons to come). Any other season and Scum would be in the title race with their points tally.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:59 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
mr_nool wrote:I can't argue too much with what Custis said today. The only reason United are deemed to have a bad season is because they are measured against and compared to us. And we don't only play fantastically beautiful football, were also a winning machine.


Well, the only reason anyone looks bad is because the others are better!

If only other guys weren't so bloody handsome, I would be considered good looking!


We're not talking about other guys, just one stunningly handsome bloke.

We're the anomaly this season (and hopefully many seasons to come). Any other season and Scum would be in the title race with their points tally.


I understand the point but I don't really buy the argument. Same could be said of Pellers vs Pep in Spain, except his Madrid was much better than Mo's rags. the fact is they are nowhere near the level set for this season, and to be honest dippers look like a better bet for closing the gap next.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby City64 » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:23 pm

Custis is one fat fuck full of shit ,I hope he has nightmares about us for the rest of his sad life , proper cunt !
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Mase » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:06 pm

mr_nool wrote:I can't argue too much with what Custis said today. The only reason United are deemed to have a bad season is because they are measured against and compared to us. And we don't only play fantastically beautiful football, were also a winning machine.


Didn’t he say Lingard should be in the TOTY? And Bailly who hasn’t even started 10 matches!!!
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:46 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
mr_nool wrote:I can't argue too much with what Custis said today. The only reason United are deemed to have a bad season is because they are measured against and compared to us. And we don't only play fantastically beautiful football, were also a winning machine.


Well, the only reason anyone looks bad is because the others are better!

If only other guys weren't so bloody handsome, I would be considered good looking!


We're not talking about other guys, just one stunningly handsome bloke.

We're the anomaly this season (and hopefully many seasons to come). Any other season and Scum would be in the title race with their points tally.



They might be in the race normally but with their points per game they'll finish with 83 points, if you include this season then that point tally would be enough to win the title in just 2 of the past 15 seasons.

They're not as bad as some make out but that's more down to individual quality rather than anything they're learning on the training ground.
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